Still
| Source: | None |
| Published: | Jun 22, 2023 |
| Author: | Whisperin' Bill Anderson - singer |
| Post Date: | 2023-06-22 15:59:34 by Lod |
| Views: | 17104 |
| Source: | None |
| Published: | Jun 22, 2023 |
| Author: | Whisperin' Bill Anderson - singer |
| Post Date: | 2023-06-22 15:59:34 by Lod |
| Views: | 17104 |
#26: StraitGate To: Esso (#25)
I'm the king of Spain.
StraitGate posted on 2023-06-22 23:05:14 Reply Private Reply
#27: Esso To: StraitGate (#26)
Maybe we should establish diplomatic relations then. I'm the dictator of Howland Island and the FBO of the Howland Island International Airport.
Amelia Earhart almost landed here a couple of years ago, but got diverted to
VanuatuNikumaroro Island, Kiribati or something.It's tourist season. Bring the family and come see our fabulous day beacon.
Esso posted on 2023-06-22 23:23:29 Reply Private Reply
#28: StraitGate To: Esso, Dakmar (#27)
StraitGate posted on 2023-06-22 23:35:28 Reply Private Reply
#29: Esso To: StraitGate, Dakmar, 4um (#28)
Keep your peckers in your pants fellas. I already claimed the joint (and the Palmyra Atoll which also has an international airport) under the Guano Islands Act.
IT'S ALL MINE!
(Edit) I let Jarvis and Baker Island go, they don't have airports, and I think Midway is contaminated with radiation or chemicals or something, but it does have a sweet airport. I don't want to be greedy.
Esso posted on 2023-06-22 23:40:36 Reply Private Reply
#30: StraitGate To: Esso (#25)
StraitGate posted on 2023-06-22 23:43:24 Reply Private Reply
#31: StraitGate To: Esso (#29)
StraitGate posted on 2023-06-22 23:46:25 Reply Private Reply
#32: Esso To: StraitGate (#31)
You ever hear of Indonesia? Mine.
(Edit) Hey, I like small things, islands are ideal. I don't need Big things to prove my manhood. Little Jimmy speaks for himself. He's always dragging me around.
Esso posted on 2023-06-22 23:49:19 Reply Private Reply
#33: Pinguinite To: Dakmar (#13)
Pinguinite posted on 2023-06-23 01:36:33 Reply Private Reply
#34: Esso To: Pinguinite (#33)
Cessna made a pusher/puller twin-boom recon aircraft (don't remember the designation) during the Vietnam war. I wonder how those props spin?
I hate it when Ecuadorians make me think too much (says the guy who's living in what was supposed to be a storage unit) :P
You're OK, Pin.
Skymaster
That was a cool aircraft. (Next to the P-38 and P-51) The F-5 and T-38 trainer were the best lookin' jets, bar none.
(Edit) One of those vids makes it look like the props counter-rotate, but it could be a shutter speed effect.
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 02:21:57 Reply Private Reply
#35: Esso To: Lod (#3)
I'm so lonely, Dad.
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 04:01:24 Reply Private Reply
#36: Esso To: Lod (#3)
"I'll never let go
Your hands and
Your heart
Are my home."
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 04:20:08 Reply Private Reply
#37: Esso To: Lod (#3)
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 04:30:05 Reply Private Reply
#38: Esso To: Lod (#3)
It's unfortunate. The Covi freaks have killed three of my girlfriends with their clot-shots. I'm so lonely.
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 06:10:34 Reply Private Reply
#39: Esso To: Christine (#38)
I got a couple Two-Step lessons in before 'Texting Granny' dusted me off.
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 06:20:37 Reply Private Reply
#40: Esso To: All (#39)
Bananarama Bidet Republic! Fuck your guns, I've got F-16s! AND NUKES!
Fuck you Pacman. We can blow up your house up without even bothering the traffic at FWA - 122nd TFW
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 06:44:40 Reply Private Reply
#41: Esso To: Lod, Pams (#40)
Our last assignment. I don't remember where the mission was, I just remember Geo's where we'd leave our cars. I miss you Punk.
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 06:59:34 Reply Private Reply
#42: Esso To: Lod, noone2222, 4um (#1)
FWIW, Luke Combs was probably about 4 y/o during the VN war.
The song's OK.
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 07:28:29 Reply Private Reply
#43: BTP Holdings To: Esso (#6)
Did Granny have her own cell phone in 2013?
Ten years ago I was driving trucks cross country. We didn't have much in the way of cell phones, but some drivers used them. ;)
BTP Holdings posted on 2023-06-23 07:30:44 Reply Private Reply
#44: Esso To: BTP Holdings (#43)
Yeah, she was texting some earth-shattering news to one of her squirts when she killed me.
My first (Half) day in the hospital exhausted the limits of her insurance.
The MDs told my wife I wasn't going to survive, and if I did, I'd be a braindead invalid.
She filed for divorce the next day. I got clipped for $2 million+.
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 07:38:05 Reply Private Reply
#45: Esso To: All (#44)
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 07:46:27 Reply Private Reply
#46: Esso To: BTP Holdings, 4um (#43)
It would've cost me more to tear it down than what it was worth. I never saw the gal, I told Blackburn, "End this now!" after five years or so.
I feel bad about what that gal went through. Fucking accidents happen.
Janice whatshername is probably dead by now, and it's my fucking shitbag lawyer's fault.
FWIW, I got $20,000 dollars. I give more away than that every year.
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 08:02:35 Reply Private Reply
#47: BTP Holdings To: Esso (#44)
The MDs need to be sued for their incompetence.
Did your ex really clip you for $2 Million+? :-/
BTP Holdings posted on 2023-06-23 08:04:18 Reply Private Reply
#48: Esso To: BTP Holdings (#47)
Yeah, probably a bit more than that. It happens. It's part of the cost of doing business.
You remember the hassle I went through trying to send you money?
It just is what it is, Jim. I love ya man, you can't even get mail. Doubtful I'll ever be rolling through SW Missouri anytime soon.
Nothing against you, man, you need to lose that conservator, ASAFP.
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 08:22:57 Reply Private Reply
#49: BTP Holdings To: Esso (#48)
There is a way to do it, but I need statement from my primary physician that I am capable of handling my own finances. Then Legal Aid in Joplin will send a lawyer to file on her.
Right now I am waiting for other shoe to drop on retired Conservator's Breach of Fiduciary Duty for opening a CD for $10,000 and short time later a medical bill came in. There was not enough in my account to pay it. She was forced to close CD early and take the penalty.
I am going to get back all the $30 monthly fees she took from me. Then she will be stuck paying court costs on top of it. ;)
BTP Holdings posted on 2023-06-23 08:32:16 Reply Private Reply
#50: Esso To: BTP Holdings (#47)
Lawyer time, $4k. It just fucking is what it is.
Yeah, right.
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 08:34:50 Reply Private Reply
#51: titorite To: Lod (#0)
titorite posted on 2023-06-23 08:51:41 Reply Private Reply
#52: Esso To: BTP Holdings (#49)
I'm not going to talk about this in the clear anymore.
Pacman
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 09:00:04 Reply Private Reply
#53: Esso To: titorite, 4um (#51)
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 09:02:53 Reply Private Reply
#54: Esso To: All (#53)
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 09:15:18 Reply Private Reply
#55: Esso To: All (#54)
I open doors for people I don't know.
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 09:21:09 Reply Private Reply
#56: Esso To: Lod, 4um (#55)
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 09:28:51 Reply Private Reply
#57: Esso To: All (#56)
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 09:34:23 Reply Private Reply
#58: Lod To: Esso, StraitGate, Dakmar, Pinguinite, all (#41)
Lod posted on 2023-06-23 10:10:59 Reply Private Reply
#59: Esso To: All (#57)
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 10:23:58 Reply Private Reply
#60: Esso To: Lod (#58)
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 10:27:25 Reply Private Reply
#61: Esso To: Lod (#58)
You know me and chicky-poos...
I certainly loved those creatures formally known as women...
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 10:37:08 Reply Private Reply
#62: Esso To: Lod (#0)
Good job, Dad. I guess you're not the only lonely fella.
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 11:19:54 Reply Private Reply
#63: Esso To: Lod, 4um (#58)
BS, I'm sittin' here in the secret airbase feelin' sorry for myself.
I've never been lonely like I am now.
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 11:28:56 Reply Private Reply
#64: Esso To: Lod (#58)
Hey, some of the airplane shit was cool.
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 11:33:31 Reply Private Reply
#65: Esso To: All (#64)
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 11:37:15 Reply Private Reply
#66: Esso To: Chrissy (#65)
(Edit) We'd have the coolest guns at Spudz! Love you, Chrissy!
Esso posted on 2023-06-23 11:43:26 Reply Private Reply
#67: BTP Holdings To: Lod (#1)
I was sitting around and one of the girls came running, "Cowboy, there's a fight by the beer bar."
I went over there and people were standing on chairs beating on each other. I started to wade into the crowd. I grabbed one guy by his right arm. He tried to turn on me to the left. I grabbed his left arm. He slipped because the floor was wet and I threw him down with a crash.
Everyone looked at me and I pointed while hollering, "Cool it, right now!"
They said, "It's cool."
The guy I threw down was apologizing to me the rest of the night.
I suppose that is how I got started in security. ROTFLOL
Some pretty good recall after the meningitis wiped out so much memory. ;)
BTP Holdings posted on 2023-06-23 19:59:57 Reply Private Reply
#68: BTP Holdings To: Esso (#66)
I read her Wiki page. She has led a real fairy tale life. Good on her. ;)
BTP Holdings posted on 2023-06-23 20:10:20 Reply Private Reply
#69: Lod To: BTP Holdings, Esso, Dakmar, StraitGate, Ada, all (#68)
www.pulaskifuneralhome.co...aries/james-loveless-2023
Lod posted on 2023-06-23 21:00:18 Reply Private Reply
#70: StraitGate To: Lod (#69)
I'd bet you 9 to nothing that the relative who wrote that obituary is covered with tattoos. Because this obituary shouts "Look at me! Look at me!" just as a garishly inked neck does.
StraitGate posted on 2023-06-23 21:23:25 Reply Private Reply
#71: Dakmar To: Pinguinite, Esso, StraitGate, Lod (#33)
The gyroscopic forces were only part of the problem. The enormous weight of the rotaries would torque the airframe in the opposite direction. The engines weighed about as much as the rest of the airplane, metallurgy being what it was at the time. Sort of tail wagging the dog, or nose wagging the dog if the expression may be extended to tractor prop aircraft
It might not have been as big a problem as I was just thinking since the rotaries could not be revved up or idled, hence ran at a constant speed. Blipping would create same torque against airframe since engine is slowing down and speeding up, so it must have made landing these beasts quite interesting since blipping was generally used to reduce airspeed.
Dakmar posted on 2023-06-23 21:55:45 Reply Private Reply
#72: Dakmar To: Pinguinite, Esso, StraitGate, Lod (#71)
Grampa had been a B-17 Mechanic in the India/Burma theater, 1943-1945, so even back then I understood how important the B-17 was to him. I was like 11 when the aforementioned narrative unfolded. He really wanted to share that part of his life. I also remember he would tell us stories about British East Africa Troops stationed in India, and there may have been some cannibalism. He never bragged about anything he did, I think he just wanted us grandkids to understand that war is not glamorous.
When he came home from the war, he was an old man, at all of 26 years old. The deprivations had taken a toll on his body, and he was severely diabetic the rest of his life.
He lived to be 65, so I had the fortune of knowing him for the first 20 years of my life. If not for him, I never would have seen the inside of a B-17.
Dakmar posted on 2023-06-23 23:35:47 Reply Private Reply
#73: BTP Holdings To: Esso (#55)
When we worked concerts at the smaller venues and walked the line, if we caught them with beer or booze in the line we would take it from them.
One show at The Vic Theater, I was walking the line. I spot a paper sack in the litter basket. I open it up and it had most of a 12-pack. It was my brand. I pick up the bag and start walking away.
This guy in the line hollers, "Hey!" I said, "Hey what? It's my beer." ROTFLOL
BTP Holdings posted on 2023-06-24 13:46:39 Reply Private Reply
#74: BTP Holdings To: Lod (#69)
I was reading in there and it seems he had twin boys. I would think he might have been married at one point. ;)
BTP Holdings posted on 2023-06-24 13:57:21 Reply Private Reply
#75: BTP Holdings To: Esso (#56)
When I hung out at Country Music Inn in NW suburban Chicago back in the 80s and 90s, I asked this chick to dance. We were doing a two-step.
She was feeling the ring finger on my right hand. I asked her, "What are you doing?"
She said, "Seeing if you were wearing a ring."
I told her, "You're nuts!" :-/
BTP Holdings posted on 2023-06-24 14:04:02 Reply Private Reply