Lawyers, Guns and Money Saturday Night Drinkin', Smokin' & Dance Thread

Source: Warren Zevon
Published: Dec 23, 2023
Author: Pacman & Doc
Post Date: 2023-12-23 17:41:11 by Esso
Views: 9239


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Doc should be joining us shortly.

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#4: Dakmar    To: Esso (#3)

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 18:17:06   Reply   Private Reply


#5: Esso    To: Dakmar (#4)

Esso posted on 2023-12-23 18:37:41   Reply   Private Reply


#6: Dakmar    To: Esso (#5)

LOL, I'm a freak for nylons. Find a girl with frilly socks and I'll keep her forever.

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 18:42:29   Reply   Private Reply


#7: Esso    To: Dakmar (#6)

Esso posted on 2023-12-23 18:48:29   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Dakmar    To: Esso (#5)

So...incompatible third world cultures should not be subsidised for the sole purpose of giving one political party the advantage in elections? Wow! Racist! :)

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 18:48:54   Reply   Private Reply


#9: Dakmar    To: Esso (#7)

First time I ever got on a motorized two-wheeler I dumped the clutch and stalled it. I was like 15yo, didn't end up on my ass but was still kind of embarassed. The bike was was my friends very cute sister's Honda 125. I (they) picked me up and I rode all the way to Greentown and back that day, I wasn't trying to race so I just let off the throttle to shift and it was fine.

Second time I rode was a Maico 400 2-stroke, I took it around the block. That beast would have run to 50mph in first gear. People in my neighborhood were nuts for even letting me try these monster machines. :)

I tried a Suzu 80cc for about 30ft one time and hit a phone box thing...STOP - went flying over the handlebars.

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 19:04:20   Reply   Private Reply


#10: Esso    To: Dakmar (#8)

Doc has entered the fracas...

I saw your post from a couple weeks ago about taking care of your dear friend Jim. That was very sweet. Don't worry, he won't get away again.

OMG his play list is soooo sad.

Esso posted on 2023-12-23 19:07:31   Reply   Private Reply


#11: Dakmar    To: Esso, Doc (#10)

"Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine" - Patti Smith

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 19:15:06   Reply   Private Reply


#12: Esso    To: Dakmar (#9)

I'm getting all kinds of EweToob shorts coming up that appears to be 13 y/o Asian girls on motor cycles now. Where the hell can little girls ride motorcycles on the roads?

You can't never get my motorcycle dirty

Doc's gonna think I'm a perv.

Esso posted on 2023-12-23 19:28:08   Reply   Private Reply


#13: Dakmar    To: Esso (#12)

I just opened my front door and looked out. Why would creeps in pickup truck freak out, point at me, and run? I think neighbors are drug dealers.

Especially stupid drug dealers since they all have really loud cars. You would think not drawing attention would enter into their minds, but they just don't seem to be very clever.

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 19:35:18   Reply   Private Reply


#14: Esso    To: All (#12)

Doc:

He's not a perv but he is still an incorrigible horn dog after all these years. I should change his nickname from Pacman to Pachound or Pacdog. I should have tested him for rabies, distemper and STD's but that plan would have gone out the window two seconds after I looked into his eyes again and my heart melted.

I took him out the Saturday before last and he got me tipsy. I said something to him that really pissed him off about my job. He made me stay upstairs Sunday and watch the Judgment at Nuremberg movie. I didn't think he was ever going to speak to me again. They didn't teach that in med school.

Esso posted on 2023-12-23 19:47:59   Reply   Private Reply


#15: Esso    To: Dakmar (#13)

I think neighbors are drug dealers.

Yeah, I've got a bunch of drug dealers or something to the west of me down the alley, but they're not loud, it's some really expensive iron. There's more traffic in my alley than I-469.

Esso posted on 2023-12-23 20:00:29   Reply   Private Reply


#16: Dakmar    To: Esso (#15)

These beaners are morons, I hope they don't murder me because my LaVeiw porchlight cam is tracking them.

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 20:04:52   Reply   Private Reply


#17: Esso    To: Dakmar (#16)

Blast 'em with this...

Your mileage may vary.

Esso posted on 2023-12-23 20:09:42   Reply   Private Reply


#18: Esso    To: Dakmar (#16)

I can't stop watching these...

I can help😅😂🤣

I feel dirty.

Esso posted on 2023-12-23 20:13:02   Reply   Private Reply


#19: Dakmar    To: Esso (#17)

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 20:17:44   Reply   Private Reply


#20: Dakmar    To: Esso (#18)

Where is Teddy Kennedy buried? I want to piss on his grave.

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 20:20:47   Reply   Private Reply


#21: Esso    To: Dakmar (#20)

HAPPY THANKSGIVING Removed the dash to install my new harness and run my brake lines behind the dash

She'd be handy to have around. I've got the prostate exams covered, but you never know when I'm going to need the dash out of the clown car.

That just got me a slap and the look. "I'm not touching your butthole, and you're not touching mine!"

LOL, she knows me too well.

Esso posted on 2023-12-23 20:29:08   Reply   Private Reply


#22: Dakmar    To: Esso (#21)

God that girl has the most annoying voice ever. And I've been watching the old 80's sitcom "Newhart", Stephanie was hot, lol.

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 20:37:35   Reply   Private Reply


#23: Esso    To: Dakmar (#22)

And I've been watching the old 80's sitcom "Newhart", Stephanie was hot, lol.

Is that the blond?

You'll be glad to know Doc fits nicely into the Baily Quarters template.

Esso posted on 2023-12-23 20:44:37   Reply   Private Reply


#24: Dakmar    To: Esso (#23)

Yeah, I have a thing for Julia Duffy! :)

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 20:51:44   Reply   Private Reply


#25: Dakmar    To: Esso (#23)

WTF, was that Larry, his brother Daryl, and his other brother Daryl?

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 21:00:44   Reply   Private Reply


#26: Esso    To: Dakmar (#24)

Yeah, I have a thing for Julia Duffy!

Most of the gals I married/dated fit into the Julia Duffy or Jan Smithers template with a few notable exceptions. There was one gal that was a dead ringer for Jamie Lee Curtis when she was totally hot. If Pam would've ever found out about her, I'd be dead. Manuela certainly didn't like the idea of her (we weren't seeing each other anymore).

There was this redbush named Mikki. She was hot as hell, and totally nutz.

Somebody found their present on the shelf above the TeeVee. I'm being poked and prodded to give up the secret. I'm gonna be black and blue tomorrow.

Esso posted on 2023-12-23 21:08:26   Reply   Private Reply


#27: Dakmar    To: Esso (#26)

Jamie Lee Curtis

I would have put a hatchet into that liberal cunt's skull had I even come within arms length.

I just started yelling "La Migra" at the hundreds of spic welfare recipients gathered on my sidewalk, lol, it's amazing how fast they can load those pickup trucks.

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 21:14:44   Reply   Private Reply


#28: Dakmar    To: Esso (#27)

Have I broached that point of evil where we can no longer be friends?

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 21:16:27   Reply   Private Reply


#29: Esso    To: Dakmar (#27)

I would have put a hatchet into that liberal cunt's skull had I even come within arms length.

That was a long time ago before the internet and cell phones, I think. I wasn't interested in Linda's politics.

Esso posted on 2023-12-23 21:19:23   Reply   Private Reply


#30: Esso    To: Dakmar (#28)

Have I broached that point of evil where we can no longer be friends?

Keep poking a stick at the wets and we'll meet up in Valhalla.

Esso posted on 2023-12-23 21:21:24   Reply   Private Reply


#31: Dakmar    To: Esso (#29)

Linda? Get her out of my heart! :)

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 21:21:34   Reply   Private Reply


#32: Dakmar    To: Esso (#30)

Keep poking a stick at the wets and we'll meet up in Valhalla.

I'm thinking I want to move to a Klan town.

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 21:22:39   Reply   Private Reply


#33: Esso    To: Dakmar (#31)

Doc:

Do you know about this box I found? All Jim will say is wait and see. If it's what I think it is it might go a long way to calming my sons down but knowing Jim it will probably only enrage them more about what I'm doing. I've only got about a month more before I can file and get on with our lives.

I wish you could have seen Jim rollerskate back in the late 70s when I first saw him. He was very good. He could skate like a figure skater on TV and all the girls would swoon over him including my little sister. It was disgusting. He would usually skate with this tall elegant older girl with short brown hair. She was beautiful.

He told me they only skated together. I don't think I believe him. After I finally got his attention he'd take me to a little rink in New Haven to practice on Saturday afternoon so we could show off on Friday nights.

Esso posted on 2023-12-23 21:47:26   Reply   Private Reply


#34: Dakmar    To: Esso (#33)

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 21:51:45   Reply   Private Reply


#35: Esso    To: Dakmar (#33)

I think I know why Doc wanted to watch us carry on. This is embarrassing. I may have to spend the day tomorrow making redactions.

Esso posted on 2023-12-23 21:52:06   Reply   Private Reply


#36: Esso    To: All (#35)

Esso posted on 2023-12-23 22:13:18   Reply   Private Reply


#37: Esso    To: All (#36)

This is for you daddy.

Esso posted on 2023-12-23 22:14:06   Reply   Private Reply


#38: Dakmar    To: Esso (#36)

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 22:17:39   Reply   Private Reply


#39: Dakmar    To: Esso (#37)

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 22:19:33   Reply   Private Reply


#40: Dakmar    To: Esso (#37)

Be glad I didn't post the GG Allin version, lol.

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 22:21:39   Reply   Private Reply


#41: Dakmar    To: Esso (#37)

Blasting this all night tonight and screaming it at the the top of my lungs, lol.

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 22:30:20   Reply   Private Reply


#42: Dakmar    To: Esso (#37)

I'm not proud, lol

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 22:33:25   Reply   Private Reply


#43: Esso    To: Dakmar (#41)

We're being mocked and laughed at. I think the eggnog's workin'. I hope Sling Blade is careful with the bottle I dropped of earlier this week. He's young enough to get another kid. Gal's love that stuff. I got pretty hammered up on it once. It took methadone to break that hangover.

Esso posted on 2023-12-23 22:36:55   Reply   Private Reply


#44: Dakmar    To: Esso (#43)

Am I the only person here that thinks this is hilarious?

The animation looks like early Krikfalusi, aka Ren and Stimpy. New Adventures of Mighty Mouse was his too, very crazy stuff.

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 22:43:23   Reply   Private Reply


#45: Esso    To: All (#43)

I think I better prescribe a change in medication for my patient. Maybe stevia kool-aid and Stoli. I need to remember to get some aspirin and water down her neck before bed.

It's a mistake to try to keep up with me. At my level, this is a profession, not to mention I've got 140 pounds on her.

Esso posted on 2023-12-23 22:49:29   Reply   Private Reply


#46: Esso    To: Dakmar (#44)

I don't think that's John K., I could be wrong.

Esso posted on 2023-12-23 22:52:18   Reply   Private Reply


#47: Dakmar    To: Esso (#44)

See what I mean, lol?

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 22:53:16   Reply   Private Reply


#48: Esso    To: Dakmar (#47)

See what I mean, lol?

That one looks like John K. I want to watch what appears to be little girls on motorcycles again, but I don't want to get bit again.

Esso posted on 2023-12-23 22:57:24   Reply   Private Reply


#49: Esso    To: Dakmar (#47)

Follow the science.

Begode T4 suspension test

Esso posted on 2023-12-23 23:01:23   Reply   Private Reply


#50: Dakmar    To: Esso (#48)

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 23:01:55   Reply   Private Reply


#51: Dakmar    To: Esso (#49)

Begode T4 suspension test

cute

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 23:04:16   Reply   Private Reply


#52: Dakmar    To: Esso (#45)

I think I better prescribe a change in medication for my patient. Maybe stevia kool-aid and Stoli.

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 23:07:46   Reply   Private Reply


#53: Dakmar    To: Esso (#49)

I just saved Dylan's "It's all over now, baby blue" to toolbar, ready to have a singalong at 5:00am if these beaner morons keep it much much longer.

Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 23:19:21   Reply   Private Reply


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