Poster Comment:
Doc should be joining us shortly.
Lawyers, Guns and Money Saturday Night Drinkin', Smokin' & Dance Thread
| Source: | Warren Zevon |
| Published: | Dec 23, 2023 |
| Author: | Pacman & Doc |
| Post Date: | 2023-12-23 17:41:11 by Esso |
| Views: | 9202 |
| Source: | Warren Zevon |
| Published: | Dec 23, 2023 |
| Author: | Pacman & Doc |
| Post Date: | 2023-12-23 17:41:11 by Esso |
| Views: | 9202 |
Poster Comment:
Doc should be joining us shortly.
#16: Dakmar To: Esso (#15)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 20:04:52 Reply Private Reply
#17: Esso To: Dakmar (#16)
Your mileage may vary.
Esso posted on 2023-12-23 20:09:42 Reply Private Reply
#18: Esso To: Dakmar (#16)
I can help😅😂🤣
I feel dirty.
Esso posted on 2023-12-23 20:13:02 Reply Private Reply
#19: Dakmar To: Esso (#17)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 20:17:44 Reply Private Reply
#20: Dakmar To: Esso (#18)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 20:20:47 Reply Private Reply
#21: Esso To: Dakmar (#20)
She'd be handy to have around. I've got the prostate exams covered, but you never know when I'm going to need the dash out of the clown car.
That just got me a slap and the look. "I'm not touching your butthole, and you're not touching mine!"
LOL, she knows me too well.
Esso posted on 2023-12-23 20:29:08 Reply Private Reply
#22: Dakmar To: Esso (#21)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 20:37:35 Reply Private Reply
#23: Esso To: Dakmar (#22)
Is that the blond?
You'll be glad to know Doc fits nicely into the Baily Quarters template.
Esso posted on 2023-12-23 20:44:37 Reply Private Reply
#24: Dakmar To: Esso (#23)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 20:51:44 Reply Private Reply
#25: Dakmar To: Esso (#23)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 21:00:44 Reply Private Reply
#26: Esso To: Dakmar (#24)
Most of the gals I married/dated fit into the Julia Duffy or Jan Smithers template with a few notable exceptions. There was one gal that was a dead ringer for Jamie Lee Curtis when she was totally hot. If Pam would've ever found out about her, I'd be dead. Manuela certainly didn't like the idea of her (we weren't seeing each other anymore).
There was this redbush named Mikki. She was hot as hell, and totally nutz.
Somebody found their present on the shelf above the TeeVee. I'm being poked and prodded to give up the secret. I'm gonna be black and blue tomorrow.
Esso posted on 2023-12-23 21:08:26 Reply Private Reply
#27: Dakmar To: Esso (#26)
I would have put a hatchet into that liberal cunt's skull had I even come within arms length.
I just started yelling "La Migra" at the hundreds of spic welfare recipients gathered on my sidewalk, lol, it's amazing how fast they can load those pickup trucks.
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 21:14:44 Reply Private Reply
#28: Dakmar To: Esso (#27)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 21:16:27 Reply Private Reply
#29: Esso To: Dakmar (#27)
That was a long time ago before the internet and cell phones, I think. I wasn't interested in Linda's politics.
Esso posted on 2023-12-23 21:19:23 Reply Private Reply
#30: Esso To: Dakmar (#28)
Keep poking a stick at the wets and we'll meet up in Valhalla.
Esso posted on 2023-12-23 21:21:24 Reply Private Reply
#31: Dakmar To: Esso (#29)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 21:21:34 Reply Private Reply
#32: Dakmar To: Esso (#30)
I'm thinking I want to move to a Klan town.
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 21:22:39 Reply Private Reply
#33: Esso To: Dakmar (#31)
Do you know about this box I found? All Jim will say is wait and see. If it's what I think it is it might go a long way to calming my sons down but knowing Jim it will probably only enrage them more about what I'm doing. I've only got about a month more before I can file and get on with our lives.
I wish you could have seen Jim rollerskate back in the late 70s when I first saw him. He was very good. He could skate like a figure skater on TV and all the girls would swoon over him including my little sister. It was disgusting. He would usually skate with this tall elegant older girl with short brown hair. She was beautiful.
He told me they only skated together. I don't think I believe him. After I finally got his attention he'd take me to a little rink in New Haven to practice on Saturday afternoon so we could show off on Friday nights.
Esso posted on 2023-12-23 21:47:26 Reply Private Reply
#34: Dakmar To: Esso (#33)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 21:51:45 Reply Private Reply
#35: Esso To: Dakmar (#33)
Esso posted on 2023-12-23 21:52:06 Reply Private Reply
#36: Esso To: All (#35)
Esso posted on 2023-12-23 22:13:18 Reply Private Reply
#37: Esso To: All (#36)
Esso posted on 2023-12-23 22:14:06 Reply Private Reply
#38: Dakmar To: Esso (#36)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 22:17:39 Reply Private Reply
#39: Dakmar To: Esso (#37)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 22:19:33 Reply Private Reply
#40: Dakmar To: Esso (#37)
Be glad I didn't post the GG Allin version, lol.
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 22:21:39 Reply Private Reply
#41: Dakmar To: Esso (#37)
Blasting this all night tonight and screaming it at the the top of my lungs, lol.
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 22:30:20 Reply Private Reply
#42: Dakmar To: Esso (#37)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 22:33:25 Reply Private Reply
#43: Esso To: Dakmar (#41)
Esso posted on 2023-12-23 22:36:55 Reply Private Reply
#44: Dakmar To: Esso (#43)
Am I the only person here that thinks this is hilarious?
The animation looks like early Krikfalusi, aka Ren and Stimpy. New Adventures of Mighty Mouse was his too, very crazy stuff.
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 22:43:23 Reply Private Reply
#45: Esso To: All (#43)
It's a mistake to try to keep up with me. At my level, this is a profession, not to mention I've got 140 pounds on her.
Esso posted on 2023-12-23 22:49:29 Reply Private Reply
#46: Esso To: Dakmar (#44)
Esso posted on 2023-12-23 22:52:18 Reply Private Reply
#47: Dakmar To: Esso (#44)
See what I mean, lol?
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 22:53:16 Reply Private Reply
#48: Esso To: Dakmar (#47)
That one looks like John K. I want to watch what appears to be little girls on motorcycles again, but I don't want to get bit again.
Esso posted on 2023-12-23 22:57:24 Reply Private Reply
#49: Esso To: Dakmar (#47)
Begode T4 suspension test
Esso posted on 2023-12-23 23:01:23 Reply Private Reply
#50: Dakmar To: Esso (#48)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 23:01:55 Reply Private Reply
#51: Dakmar To: Esso (#49)
cute
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 23:04:16 Reply Private Reply
#52: Dakmar To: Esso (#45)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 23:07:46 Reply Private Reply
#53: Dakmar To: Esso (#49)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 23:19:21 Reply Private Reply
#54: Dakmar To: Esso (#49)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 23:36:17 Reply Private Reply
#55: Esso To: Dakmar (#52)
I've got a medic down. I got her upstairs, tucked in, a wastebasket next to her side of the bed, the bathroom light on and the door cracked so she can see it.
Been down this road more than twice. The last time was a 21 or so gal at a party across the street that was way too drunk to do anything let alone drive that followed me home.
One time at Spudz (dive bar) me and John (the bartender's BF) took a young gal home to her mother's trailer in New Haven. He drove her and her 5.0 Mustang to the trailer. She wouldn't let us access her phone to call her mother. We damn near froze to death waiting for her mom to get home.
Later that winter, I made the mistake of getting in that car with her. I'm lucky to be alive.
I hope Doc doesn't remember anything that went on tonight and isn't too incapacitated tomorrow. Saturday night and Sunday are about the only time we have to spend together.
Esso posted on 2023-12-23 23:44:05 Reply Private Reply
#56: Esso To: All (#55)
Esso posted on 2023-12-23 23:46:20 Reply Private Reply
#57: Dakmar To: Esso (#55)
Warm blankets work miracles, as does a tall travel mug full of icewater to rehydrate. As for me, I'm calling the police in eight minutes if these assholes don't shut it down. Past experience tells me they are not open to reasonable requests.
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-23 23:54:06 Reply Private Reply
#58: Esso To: Dakmar (#57)
She's got that. I've got two of those quart hospital mugs that I brought home when I was a patient on the headboard for her.
I worry about you getting killed.
Esso posted on 2023-12-24 00:00:10 Reply Private Reply
#59: Dakmar To: Esso (#58)
I worry about you getting killed. - so do I, but I can't take any more spic bullshit.
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-24 00:02:54 Reply Private Reply
#60: Dakmar To: Esso (#58)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-24 00:05:14 Reply Private Reply
#61: Esso To: Dakmar (#59)
I don't hardly sleep anymore due to the pain and tinnitus. If she stirs, I'll be there for her.
Esso posted on 2023-12-24 00:05:26 Reply Private Reply
#62: Esso To: Dakmar (#60)
That's one less thing I have to worry about.
Esso posted on 2023-12-24 00:06:34 Reply Private Reply
#63: Dakmar To: Esso (#61)
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-24 00:11:38 Reply Private Reply
#64: Dakmar To: Esso (#62)
There are still 100 or so cars blocking the street, but if they don't fuck with me they won't have to find out.
Dakmar posted on 2023-12-24 00:13:26 Reply Private Reply
#65: Esso To: Dakmar (#64)
Esso posted on 2023-12-24 00:15:30 Reply Private Reply