we.ve been playing dodge'ums with the rain. cut the two we were going to do yesterday and finished up a couple acres at the hangars. damned armadillos tearing up any june bug grubs they smell. a guy the other day asked if grubs were killing his grass, I said it's not grubs, if it was the armadillos would have been by. got soaked yesterday, on the plus side there was much less dust getting blown into my face when the discharge deflector is pointing ESE or basically any mowing south to north. the fire ants are returning, didn't have any noticeable hills for about five years due to the drought. cotton is knee high and over by odem the Sorghum is ready to harvest with some cotton in bloom.
"Treat me kindly, my beloved master, for no heart in all the world is more grateful for kindness than mine. ... Feed me clean food, that I may stay well... to walk by your side... And, beloved master, should the Great Master see fit to deprive me of my health or sight, do not turn me away from you. Rather hold me gently in your arms... and I will leave you knowing with the last breath I drew, my fate was ever safest in your hands."
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Esso posted on 2026-06-04 16:31:00 Reply Private Reply
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Now do the homo/pedo charges.
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A Dog's Prayer:
"Treat me kindly, my beloved master, for no heart in all the world is more grateful for kindness than mine. ... Feed me clean food, that I may stay well... to walk by your side... And, beloved master, should the Great Master see fit to deprive me of my health or sight, do not turn me away from you. Rather hold me gently in your arms... and I will leave you knowing with the last breath I drew, my fate was ever safest in your hands."
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When I found out they could cure my dyslexia...
It was music to my arse
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The Richard Petty/Dale Earnhardt plate was a nice touch.
Esso posted on 2026-06-04 23:06:57 Reply Private Reply
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Hey @grok, can you redesign this space for 2026 while keeping some of its original character?
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The International Joke Association just contacted me!
They said they saw my joke and it has a good chance of winning a million dollar prize for best joke in the world!
Can I borrow $500 from you to cover the entry fee?
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