Dakkie, My GF wants you to come out and play...

Source: Dr, Kimberly
Published: May 11, 2024
Author: Esso
Post Date: 2024-05-11 19:44:23 by Esso
Views: 10952

I'm not good company alone, help me out...


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#30: Dakmar    To: The_Rock (#26)

You've drank the kool aid too. :(

I hate anyone that tries to fucking control me, amazingly even including you.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:25:35   Reply   Private Reply


#31: Esso    To: Dakmar (#27)

Of course it is, but can you diagram close ratio vs wide ratio?

Of course I do. I can give you Maria Bartiromo's phone number, but she's pretty 'wide ratio' down below.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:29:54   Reply   Private Reply


#32: Esso    To: The_Rock (#29)

You're getting old pacman

What did I do? This is Doc's thread.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:32:11   Reply   Private Reply


#33: Dakmar    To: Esso, The Rock (#32)

What did I do? This is Doc's thread.

Don't you feel bad about aborting all those fetuses, Esso? We know that was you, asshole! Busted!

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:52:17   Reply   Private Reply


#34: Dakmar    To: Esso, The Rock (#33)

I am not Hamas, fuck you AKA Stone

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:53:35   Reply   Private Reply


#35: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#33)

Don't you feel bad about aborting all those fetuses, Esso?

That was my ex-wife's sister. She's got religion now. If she tries to call me, she'll spontaneously combust.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:56:03   Reply   Private Reply


#36: Esso    To: Dakmar (#34)

I've got a Columbian hit-team dispatched. I hope I didn't get the addresses mixed up again.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:00:13   Reply   Private Reply


#37: Dakmar    To: Esso (#35)

Christ, Esso, I was just being a smartass, your life is none of my business.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:02:46   Reply   Private Reply


#38: Esso    To: Dakmar (#37)

Christ, Esso, I was just being a smartass, your life is none of my business.

Hey, I didn't give you names or anything, I'm just being honest.

The only kid I ever aborted (non-sanctioned) was a 30 or 40 something roofer whacked out of his mind on meth or crack or something.

It was one dose of frangible .38 SPL Pb delivered via S&W girl-gun.

I swear I'm not gay. LOL!

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:15:47   Reply   Private Reply


#39: Dakmar    To: Esso (#38)

The only kid I ever aborted (non-sanctioned) was a 30 or 40 something roofer whacked out of his mind on meth or crack or something.

Well don't let it happen again or I'll have to report you to the DAR.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:18:55   Reply   Private Reply


#40: Esso    To: Dakmar (#37)

Willie dropped this a month or so ago. Prez Pedo is in trouble. Big Mike or Hillary is going to get dropped in at the DNC convention or the CIA is gonna start choppin'.

Not that I'd know about stuff like that...

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:20:47   Reply   Private Reply


#41: Dakmar    To: Esso (#40)

What's wrong with wearing a white trenchcoat? :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:24:15   Reply   Private Reply


#42: Dakmar    To: Esso (#40)

If you can't be just, be arbitrary! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:27:09   Reply   Private Reply


#43: Esso    To: Dakmar (#39)

Well don't let it happen again or I'll have to report you to the DAR.

I talked to my Venezuelan/Columbian next door neighbor, Javier, today through his cell phone translator app (there's never a spook handler named Pam around when you need one).

He's pulling out of the hood, it's too violent. I wondered where his doggies went. I can't wait to meet my new newcomers. I'm serious for a change.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:31:37   Reply   Private Reply


#44: Dakmar    To: Esso (#43)

I'm ready to whack any spicks upside the head that race dirtbikes/ATVs on my street after 10:00pm with Ping1 Beryllium Ladies Putter that I just happen to own. If that fails, I have a machete, may need sharpened.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:41:38   Reply   Private Reply


#45: Esso    To: Dakmar (#44)

I'm ready to whack any spicks upside the head that race dirtbikes/ATVs on my street after 10:00pm with Ping1 Beryllium Ladies Putter that I just happen to own. If that fails, I have a machete, may need sharpened.

Javier was telling me about some shit that went on about 0200 a couple Saturdays ago with a couple of Splibs and my nutty neighbor Satan and the Cops.

My rear-facing camera and about everything got taken out by a lightning strike on my house (not powerlines, you could see the arcs in my paint).

Anyhoo, my quiet cartel neighbor is afraid and bailing out. Good fences (and prison yard lighting) make good neighbors.

Am I Kimmy's prisoner or is she mine?

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:59:43   Reply   Private Reply


#46: Dakmar    To: Esso (#45)

But you won't testify against me, right?

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:06:03   Reply   Private Reply


#47: Dakmar    To: Esso (#45)

Anyhoo, my quiet cartel neighbor is afraid and bailing out. Good fences (and prison yard lighting) make good neighbors.

See why I hate these fuckers?

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:09:24   Reply   Private Reply


#48: Dakmar    To: Esso (#45)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:15:54   Reply   Private Reply


#49: Esso    To: Dakmar, Pinguinite, Dr. Kimmy, 4um (#46)

But you won't testify against me, right?

I have the right to remain silent, but I'm blabby.

My criminal lawyer tends to dissuade me. The Roxette (Lee Ann) incident cost me $1,000 plus time.

That was a tragic deal, I looked like her guitar player in a $1,000 Kakadu Trader duster and Lee Ann looked just like Marie Fredriksson (Roxette).

Next thing you know, I had two trackers on Red Truck, one active, and one passive (Sling Blade has that now, sans trackers). Rox's kids were ANTIFA/BLM Ivy League whatever. The feds thought I was funneling money to them via international wire transfers (the money was actually going to Pinguinite (Neil)) to keep 4um rolling at the outset of the Covi hoax. I think the second tranche I sent him was to get his truck painted or something.

After that, Chase locked my, and my sister's, accounts causing us a great deal of disdain. Chase ended up paying all late fees and damages.

What was I talking about? Oh yeah, I never say shit.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 23:51:55   Reply   Private Reply


#50: Dakmar    To: Esso (#49)

Your stories have too many characters for me to follow, but I'm there for you if you need a place to stay, ride, unreliable witness, sammich, or bong-hit.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:57:45   Reply   Private Reply


#51: FormerLurker    To: Esso (#49)

What was I talking about? Oh yeah, I never say shit.

Party hardy my friend, but try not to ran through town naked. :)

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:01:40   Reply   Private Reply


#52: Esso    To: Dakmar (#49)

God, who or what hasn't Pacman been involved in or with. This is a new one. What is his body count? Mine is three. Jim, my ex, and Jim.

Well, he's a nice guy, well, something. At least he takes the guns off my side of the bed when we go upstairs.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 00:03:24   Reply   Private Reply


#53: Dakmar    To: Esso (#52)

You can count on me for moral support, and also count on me to be flaky as hell for anything else :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:12:51   Reply   Private Reply


#54: Esso    To: FormerLurker, 4um (#51)

Party hardy my friend, but try not to ran through town naked.

Thanks, my friend. I'm not crazy about anybody seeing me naked, but Doc seems to take great delight asking me about the history of my scars in the last 44 years.

My latest one is my left knee. I stepped on something a stone from my driveway and it brought me down. Of course there wasn't an MD when I needed one.

Zirconium 80 grit sandpaper makes for great carpet, just don't slide anymore than a sixteenth inch across it.

Actually, It's a closed-loop doctors office type carpet. It's the same stuff I put in in the late 70s when I built this joint. Still here, still looks pretty good, considering.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 00:23:41   Reply   Private Reply


#55: FormerLurker    To: Esso (#54)

Luckily I don't have any permanent scars other than where I had brain surgery when they gave me an implant, but I'm pretty much ok other than that, usually..

🤔🤔

😅

Emojis are fun.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:26:25   Reply   Private Reply


#56: Esso    To: Dakmar (#53)

You talkin' to me or Kimmy? She knows I don't have morals anymore.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 00:32:08   Reply   Private Reply


#57: Dakmar    To: FormerLurker, Esso (#55)

I used to work with a guy that had a deep scar on his forehead that looked exactly like a baseball diamond. I never asked him about it, but pieced together from what he had told us about his life he used to be a different person.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:32:59   Reply   Private Reply


#58: Dakmar    To: Esso (#56)

You talkin' to me or Kimmy?

Anyone that will listen :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:33:45   Reply   Private Reply


#59: FormerLurker    To: Dakmar (#57)

I've seen movies where they replaced the brain.

youtube.com/shorts/MFq9aINVacU?si=bdrYPFhc8X77HX_L

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:36:37   Reply   Private Reply


#60: Dakmar    To: FormerLurker (#59)

I'm pretty sure he had been lobotomized, I was just trying not to be offensive, which is unusual for me. :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:38:43   Reply   Private Reply


#61: FormerLurker    To: Dakmar (#60)

I'm pretty sure he had been lobotomized,

Actually I was trying to look up something witty, but found this.

It's a crime they actually did this.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:44:18   Reply   Private Reply


#62: Dakmar    To: FormerLurker (#61)

There is a movie about old time film star Francis Farmer, they messed with her brain because she was maybe a little bit weird, but mostly didn't go along with the program. I can relate, about half the people I deal with on a daily basis assume I am retarded due to a purely physical birth defect.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:51:44   Reply   Private Reply


#63: FormerLurker    To: Dakmar (#62)

Actually I was just pulling your leg, I don't have an artificial brain or anything..

:)

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:56:04   Reply   Private Reply


#64: FormerLurker    To: Dakmar (#62)

Hey it looks like Stone gave up tonight, he's not here trying to be one of the cool kids..

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:57:45   Reply   Private Reply


#65: Dakmar    To: FormerLurker (#61)

I just don't have time to explain to gas station attendants that I can program in C, C++, C#, java, VBA, and COBOL.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:57:45   Reply   Private Reply


#66: Dakmar    To: FormerLurker (#64)

Hey it looks like Stone gave up tonight, he's not here trying to be one of the cool kids..

A fools errand :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:58:33   Reply   Private Reply


#67: Esso    To: FormerLurker, Dakmar, 4um (#55)

Luckily I don't have any permanent scars other than where I had brain surgery when they gave me an implant, but I'm pretty much ok other than that, usually..

When I was 4 y/o, I was playing in the curb of the street with Match Box cars or something. A dry cleaning van ran over me. I still remember doing somersaults under the vehicle.

blbblbblbblbblbblbp.

Next thing I remembered was Ol' Doc Weber putting stitches in my head. He drove to my folks house. I don't remember past that other a newspaper blip that I've lost over the years. I think he was charged with drunk driving. He lost his chauffer's license for a time, and I think he was fined $100, which would've a tidy sum in 1965.

blbblbblbblbblbblbp.

That's everyday shit with Bidet. FWIW, Mom told me that housecall was $15 in 1965.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 00:59:51   Reply   Private Reply


#68: FormerLurker    To: Dakmar (#65)

I just don't have time to explain to gas station attendants that I can program in C, C++, C#, java, VBA, and COBOL.

I've seen COBOL, but you REALLY need to be an old timer to know it.

Java I never picked up, the others yep.

Python seems pretty hot today. I refuse to try to learn all the web stuff, it changes every week.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:00:05   Reply   Private Reply


#69: Dakmar    To: FormerLurker (#63)

Actually I was just pulling your leg, I don't have an artificial brain or anything..

I knew that. Don't you think I knew that? That's so funny you didn't think I knew that...

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:02:11   Reply   Private Reply


#70: Dakmar    To: FormerLurker (#68)

Python seems pretty hot today. I refuse to try to learn all the web stuff, it changes every week.

I've looked at python, but didn't delve. I also had training in about three flavors of SQL, but never really used it in real world other than using canned lookups.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:08:39   Reply   Private Reply


#71: FormerLurker    To: Dakmar (#69)

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:08:44   Reply   Private Reply


#72: Esso    To: Dakmar, Pacman (#69)

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:09:05   Reply   Private Reply


#73: FormerLurker    To: Esso (#67)

I feel your pain bro.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:09:33   Reply   Private Reply


#74: FormerLurker    To: Dakmar (#70)

Python is a pretty strong language and is very portable.

Not as efficient as any of the C languages in terms of it needs to be interpreted at run time, but it's pretty cool, not a bad thing to know.

Sort of like C++ running through an interpreter.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:13:03   Reply   Private Reply


#75: FormerLurker    To: Dakmar (#70)

Now I'm just displaying how little I know, there is in fact a way to compile Python.

Learn something new each day.. :)

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:15:25   Reply   Private Reply


#76: Dakmar    To: FormerLurker (#68)

I refuse to try to learn all the web stuff, it changes every week.

I had to pull stuff from a UNIX server (not linux - hell no, we are talking "vi" was the only text editor available) a few years ago, that was a nightmare. I got through it, but it pissed me off having to input like 800 characters to copy a string to buffer. 1970's technology, lol.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:16:10   Reply   Private Reply


#77: Dakmar    To: FormerLurker (#75)

Now I'm just displaying how little I know, there is in fact a way to compile Python.

No worries. I'm sure I could learn it, but need to stick with what we use in my environment.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:18:28   Reply   Private Reply


#78: FormerLurker    To: Dakmar (#76)

There's a scripting language called Perl that might have helped.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:18:44   Reply   Private Reply


#79: Dakmar    To: FormerLurker (#78)

I did what I had to and got the hell out, lol.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:21:12   Reply   Private Reply


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