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#39: Dakmar To: Esso (#38)

The only kid I ever aborted (non-sanctioned) was a 30 or 40 something roofer whacked out of his mind on meth or crack or something.

Well don't let it happen again or I'll have to report you to the DAR.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:18:55 Reply Private Reply

#40: Esso To: Dakmar (#37)

Willie dropped this a month or so ago. Prez Pedo is in trouble. Big Mike or Hillary is going to get dropped in at the DNC convention or the CIA is gonna start choppin'.
Not that I'd know about stuff like that...

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:20:47 Reply Private Reply

#41: Dakmar To: Esso (#40)

What's wrong with wearing a white trenchcoat? :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:24:15 Reply Private Reply

#42: Dakmar To: Esso (#40)

If you can't be just, be arbitrary! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:27:09 Reply Private Reply

#43: Esso To: Dakmar (#39)

Well don't let it happen again or I'll have to report you to the DAR.

I talked to my Venezuelan/Columbian next door neighbor, Javier, today through his cell phone translator app (there's never a spook handler named Pam around when you need one).

He's pulling out of the hood, it's too violent. I wondered where his doggies went. I can't wait to meet my new newcomers. I'm serious for a change.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:31:37 Reply Private Reply

#44: Dakmar To: Esso (#43)

I'm ready to whack any spicks upside the head that race dirtbikes/ATVs on my street after 10:00pm with Ping1 Beryllium Ladies Putter that I just happen to own. If that fails, I have a machete, may need sharpened.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:41:38 Reply Private Reply

#45: Esso To: Dakmar (#44)

I'm ready to whack any spicks upside the head that race dirtbikes/ATVs on my street after 10:00pm with Ping1 Beryllium Ladies Putter that I just happen to own. If that fails, I have a machete, may need sharpened.

Javier was telling me about some shit that went on about 0200 a couple Saturdays ago with a couple of Splibs and my nutty neighbor Satan and the Cops.

My rear-facing camera and about everything got taken out by a lightning strike on my house (not powerlines, you could see the arcs in my paint).

Anyhoo, my quiet cartel neighbor is afraid and bailing out. Good fences (and prison yard lighting) make good neighbors.

Am I Kimmy's prisoner or is she mine?

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:59:43 Reply Private Reply

#46: Dakmar To: Esso (#45)

But you won't testify against me, right?

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:06:03 Reply Private Reply

#47: Dakmar To: Esso (#45)

Anyhoo, my quiet cartel neighbor is afraid and bailing out. Good fences (and prison yard lighting) make good neighbors.

See why I hate these fuckers?

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:09:24 Reply Private Reply

#48: Dakmar To: Esso (#45)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:15:54 Reply Private Reply

#49: Esso To: Dakmar, Pinguinite, Dr. Kimmy, 4um (#46)

But you won't testify against me, right?

I have the right to remain silent, but I'm blabby.

My criminal lawyer tends to dissuade me. The Roxette (Lee Ann) incident cost me $1,000 plus time.

That was a tragic deal, I looked like her guitar player in a $1,000 Kakadu Trader duster and Lee Ann looked just like Marie Fredriksson (Roxette).

Next thing you know, I had two trackers on Red Truck, one active, and one passive (Sling Blade has that now, sans trackers). Rox's kids were ANTIFA/BLM Ivy League whatever. The feds thought I was funneling money to them via international wire transfers (the money was actually going to Pinguinite (Neil)) to keep 4um rolling at the outset of the Covi hoax. I think the second tranche I sent him was to get his truck painted or something.

After that, Chase locked my, and my sister's, accounts causing us a great deal of disdain. Chase ended up paying all late fees and damages.

What was I talking about? Oh yeah, I never say shit.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 23:51:55 Reply Private Reply

#50: Dakmar To: Esso (#49)

Your stories have too many characters for me to follow, but I'm there for you if you need a place to stay, ride, unreliable witness, sammich, or bong-hit.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:57:45 Reply Private Reply

#51: FormerLurker To: Esso (#49)

What was I talking about? Oh yeah, I never say shit.

Party hardy my friend, but try not to ran through town naked. :)

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:01:40 Reply Private Reply

#52: Esso To: Dakmar (#49)

God, who or what hasn't Pacman been involved in or with. This is a new one. What is his body count? Mine is three. Jim, my ex, and Jim.

Well, he's a nice guy, well, something. At least he takes the guns off my side of the bed when we go upstairs.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 00:03:24 Reply Private Reply

#53: Dakmar To: Esso (#52)

You can count on me for moral support, and also count on me to be flaky as hell for anything else :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:12:51 Reply Private Reply

#54: Esso To: FormerLurker, 4um (#51)

Party hardy my friend, but try not to ran through town naked.

Thanks, my friend. I'm not crazy about anybody seeing me naked, but Doc seems to take great delight asking me about the history of my scars in the last 44 years.

My latest one is my left knee. I stepped on something a stone from my driveway and it brought me down. Of course there wasn't an MD when I needed one.

Zirconium 80 grit sandpaper makes for great carpet, just don't slide anymore than a sixteenth inch across it.

Actually, It's a closed-loop doctors office type carpet. It's the same stuff I put in in the late 70s when I built this joint. Still here, still looks pretty good, considering.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 00:23:41 Reply Private Reply

#55: FormerLurker To: Esso (#54)

Luckily I don't have any permanent scars other than where I had brain surgery when they gave me an implant, but I'm pretty much ok other than that, usually..

🤔🤔

😅

Emojis are fun.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:26:25 Reply Private Reply

#56: Esso To: Dakmar (#53)

You talkin' to me or Kimmy? She knows I don't have morals anymore.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 00:32:08 Reply Private Reply

#57: Dakmar To: FormerLurker, Esso (#55)

I used to work with a guy that had a deep scar on his forehead that looked exactly like a baseball diamond. I never asked him about it, but pieced together from what he had told us about his life he used to be a different person.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:32:59 Reply Private Reply

#58: Dakmar To: Esso (#56)

You talkin' to me or Kimmy?

Anyone that will listen :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:33:45 Reply Private Reply

#59: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#57)

I've seen movies where they replaced the brain.

youtube.com/shorts/MFq9aINVacU?si=bdrYPFhc8X77HX_L

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:36:37 Reply Private Reply

#60: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#59)

I'm pretty sure he had been lobotomized, I was just trying not to be offensive, which is unusual for me. :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:38:43 Reply Private Reply

#61: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#60)

I'm pretty sure he had been lobotomized,

Actually I was trying to look up something witty, but found this.

It's a crime they actually did this.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:44:18 Reply Private Reply

#62: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#61)

There is a movie about old time film star Francis Farmer, they messed with her brain because she was maybe a little bit weird, but mostly didn't go along with the program. I can relate, about half the people I deal with on a daily basis assume I am retarded due to a purely physical birth defect.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:51:44 Reply Private Reply

#63: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#62)

Actually I was just pulling your leg, I don't have an artificial brain or anything..

:)

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:56:04 Reply Private Reply

#64: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#62)

Hey it looks like Stone gave up tonight, he's not here trying to be one of the cool kids..

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:57:45 Reply Private Reply

#65: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#61)

I just don't have time to explain to gas station attendants that I can program in C, C++, C#, java, VBA, and COBOL.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:57:45 Reply Private Reply

#66: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#64)

Hey it looks like Stone gave up tonight, he's not here trying to be one of the cool kids..

A fools errand :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:58:33 Reply Private Reply

#67: Esso To: FormerLurker, Dakmar, 4um (#55)

Luckily I don't have any permanent scars other than where I had brain surgery when they gave me an implant, but I'm pretty much ok other than that, usually..

When I was 4 y/o, I was playing in the curb of the street with Match Box cars or something. A dry cleaning van ran over me. I still remember doing somersaults under the vehicle.

blbblbblbblbblbblbp.

Next thing I remembered was Ol' Doc Weber putting stitches in my head. He drove to my folks house. I don't remember past that other a newspaper blip that I've lost over the years. I think he was charged with drunk driving. He lost his chauffer's license for a time, and I think he was fined $100, which would've a tidy sum in 1965.

blbblbblbblbblbblbp.

That's everyday shit with Bidet. FWIW, Mom told me that housecall was $15 in 1965.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 00:59:51 Reply Private Reply

#68: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#65)

I just don't have time to explain to gas station attendants that I can program in C, C++, C#, java, VBA, and COBOL.

I've seen COBOL, but you REALLY need to be an old timer to know it.

Java I never picked up, the others yep.

Python seems pretty hot today. I refuse to try to learn all the web stuff, it changes every week.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:00:05 Reply Private Reply

#69: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#63)

Actually I was just pulling your leg, I don't have an artificial brain or anything..

I knew that. Don't you think I knew that? That's so funny you didn't think I knew that...

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:02:11 Reply Private Reply

#70: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#68)

Python seems pretty hot today. I refuse to try to learn all the web stuff, it changes every week.

I've looked at python, but didn't delve. I also had training in about three flavors of SQL, but never really used it in real world other than using canned lookups.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:08:39 Reply Private Reply

#71: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#69)

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:08:44 Reply Private Reply

#72: Esso To: Dakmar, Pacman (#69)

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:09:05 Reply Private Reply

#73: FormerLurker To: Esso (#67)

I feel your pain bro.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:09:33 Reply Private Reply

#74: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#70)

Python is a pretty strong language and is very portable.

Not as efficient as any of the C languages in terms of it needs to be interpreted at run time, but it's pretty cool, not a bad thing to know.

Sort of like C++ running through an interpreter.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:13:03 Reply Private Reply

#75: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#70)

Now I'm just displaying how little I know, there is in fact a way to compile Python.

Learn something new each day.. :)

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:15:25 Reply Private Reply

#76: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#68)

I refuse to try to learn all the web stuff, it changes every week.

I had to pull stuff from a UNIX server (not linux - hell no, we are talking "vi" was the only text editor available) a few years ago, that was a nightmare. I got through it, but it pissed me off having to input like 800 characters to copy a string to buffer. 1970's technology, lol.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:16:10 Reply Private Reply

#77: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#75)

Now I'm just displaying how little I know, there is in fact a way to compile Python.

No worries. I'm sure I could learn it, but need to stick with what we use in my environment.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:18:28 Reply Private Reply

#78: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#76)

There's a scripting language called Perl that might have helped.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:18:44 Reply Private Reply

#79: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#78)

I did what I had to and got the hell out, lol.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:21:12 Reply Private Reply

#80: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#76)

Myself, I would just have copied everything onto a platform where I had the tools I needed and done the work there. Ever hear of FTP and Telnet?

Emacs on UNIX is a great editor as well.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:25:44 Reply Private Reply

#81: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#79)

Now we've totally put Jim and Kim to sleep..

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:31:58 Reply Private Reply

#82: Esso To: FormerLurker, Dakmar, 4um (#68)

I just don't have time to explain to gas station attendants that I can program in C, C++, C#, java, VBA, and COBOL.

Yeah, Fortran WatFiv-s on those cards was my last whack at it before the Company took me away from HotChick KimmY a long time ago.

Fuck tech. My sister spent an hour with Verizon tech support trying to figure out why she couldn't hear me when she called.

I liked that, but she fixed it.

I've got a cute 15 y/o sitting on my knee. She's 60 now.

She loves y'all , especially when you're having fun.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:32:18 Reply Private Reply

#83: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#80)

I was copying C source code and a native/local format config file (>1,000,000 lines of parameters) to port into existing Windows app. Not a lot of time to experiment. That was my first venture into Excel VBA, I used it to rip the config file apart to compare to my teams business rules.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:33:11 Reply Private Reply

#84: Esso To: FormerLurker (#81)

Not yet, he's pretty drunk. Like he wants me to cook! I'm a doctor, fuck you peons.

Just kidding. Pack's a good cook.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:36:39 Reply Private Reply

#85: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#81)

Now we've totally put Jim and Kim to sleep..

That it were I...:)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:36:55 Reply Private Reply

#86: Esso To: Dakmar (#83)

I was copying C source code and a native/local format config file (>1,000,000 lines of parameters) to port into existing Windows app. Not a lot of time to experiment. That was my first venture into Excel VBA, I used it to rip the config file apart to compare to my teams business rules.

WTF? I almost wouldn't fucq my sister after she started doing that bullshit with my phone.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:40:36 Reply Private Reply

#87: Esso To: Dakmar (#85)

That it were I.

Fuck you. I've got an MD on hot-standby. What do you have, Bubba?

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:43:41 Reply Private Reply

#88: Esso To: Dakmar (#87)

What do you have, Bubba?

You've got me, Dakmar. I think you're cool as hell.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:48:26 Reply Private Reply

Source:	Dr, Kimberly
Published:	May 11, 2024
Author:	Esso
Post Date:	2024-05-11 19:44:23 by Esso
Views:	10919

Dakkie, My GF wants you to come out and play...