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#46: Dakmar To: Esso (#45)

But you won't testify against me, right?

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:06:03 Reply Private Reply

#47: Dakmar To: Esso (#45)

Anyhoo, my quiet cartel neighbor is afraid and bailing out. Good fences (and prison yard lighting) make good neighbors.

See why I hate these fuckers?

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:09:24 Reply Private Reply

#48: Dakmar To: Esso (#45)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:15:54 Reply Private Reply

#49: Esso To: Dakmar, Pinguinite, Dr. Kimmy, 4um (#46)

But you won't testify against me, right?

I have the right to remain silent, but I'm blabby.

My criminal lawyer tends to dissuade me. The Roxette (Lee Ann) incident cost me $1,000 plus time.

That was a tragic deal, I looked like her guitar player in a $1,000 Kakadu Trader duster and Lee Ann looked just like Marie Fredriksson (Roxette).

Next thing you know, I had two trackers on Red Truck, one active, and one passive (Sling Blade has that now, sans trackers). Rox's kids were ANTIFA/BLM Ivy League whatever. The feds thought I was funneling money to them via international wire transfers (the money was actually going to Pinguinite (Neil)) to keep 4um rolling at the outset of the Covi hoax. I think the second tranche I sent him was to get his truck painted or something.

After that, Chase locked my, and my sister's, accounts causing us a great deal of disdain. Chase ended up paying all late fees and damages.

What was I talking about? Oh yeah, I never say shit.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 23:51:55 Reply Private Reply

#50: Dakmar To: Esso (#49)

Your stories have too many characters for me to follow, but I'm there for you if you need a place to stay, ride, unreliable witness, sammich, or bong-hit.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:57:45 Reply Private Reply

#51: FormerLurker To: Esso (#49)

What was I talking about? Oh yeah, I never say shit.

Party hardy my friend, but try not to ran through town naked. :)

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:01:40 Reply Private Reply

#52: Esso To: Dakmar (#49)

God, who or what hasn't Pacman been involved in or with. This is a new one. What is his body count? Mine is three. Jim, my ex, and Jim.

Well, he's a nice guy, well, something. At least he takes the guns off my side of the bed when we go upstairs.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 00:03:24 Reply Private Reply

#53: Dakmar To: Esso (#52)

You can count on me for moral support, and also count on me to be flaky as hell for anything else :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:12:51 Reply Private Reply

#54: Esso To: FormerLurker, 4um (#51)

Party hardy my friend, but try not to ran through town naked.

Thanks, my friend. I'm not crazy about anybody seeing me naked, but Doc seems to take great delight asking me about the history of my scars in the last 44 years.

My latest one is my left knee. I stepped on something a stone from my driveway and it brought me down. Of course there wasn't an MD when I needed one.

Zirconium 80 grit sandpaper makes for great carpet, just don't slide anymore than a sixteenth inch across it.

Actually, It's a closed-loop doctors office type carpet. It's the same stuff I put in in the late 70s when I built this joint. Still here, still looks pretty good, considering.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 00:23:41 Reply Private Reply

#55: FormerLurker To: Esso (#54)

Luckily I don't have any permanent scars other than where I had brain surgery when they gave me an implant, but I'm pretty much ok other than that, usually..

🤔🤔

😅

Emojis are fun.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:26:25 Reply Private Reply

#56: Esso To: Dakmar (#53)

You talkin' to me or Kimmy? She knows I don't have morals anymore.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 00:32:08 Reply Private Reply

#57: Dakmar To: FormerLurker, Esso (#55)

I used to work with a guy that had a deep scar on his forehead that looked exactly like a baseball diamond. I never asked him about it, but pieced together from what he had told us about his life he used to be a different person.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:32:59 Reply Private Reply

#58: Dakmar To: Esso (#56)

You talkin' to me or Kimmy?

Anyone that will listen :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:33:45 Reply Private Reply

#59: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#57)

I've seen movies where they replaced the brain.

youtube.com/shorts/MFq9aINVacU?si=bdrYPFhc8X77HX_L

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:36:37 Reply Private Reply

#60: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#59)

I'm pretty sure he had been lobotomized, I was just trying not to be offensive, which is unusual for me. :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:38:43 Reply Private Reply

#61: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#60)

I'm pretty sure he had been lobotomized,

Actually I was trying to look up something witty, but found this.

It's a crime they actually did this.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:44:18 Reply Private Reply

#62: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#61)

There is a movie about old time film star Francis Farmer, they messed with her brain because she was maybe a little bit weird, but mostly didn't go along with the program. I can relate, about half the people I deal with on a daily basis assume I am retarded due to a purely physical birth defect.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:51:44 Reply Private Reply

#63: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#62)

Actually I was just pulling your leg, I don't have an artificial brain or anything..

:)

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:56:04 Reply Private Reply

#64: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#62)

Hey it looks like Stone gave up tonight, he's not here trying to be one of the cool kids..

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:57:45 Reply Private Reply

#65: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#61)

I just don't have time to explain to gas station attendants that I can program in C, C++, C#, java, VBA, and COBOL.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:57:45 Reply Private Reply

#66: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#64)

Hey it looks like Stone gave up tonight, he's not here trying to be one of the cool kids..

A fools errand :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:58:33 Reply Private Reply

#67: Esso To: FormerLurker, Dakmar, 4um (#55)

Luckily I don't have any permanent scars other than where I had brain surgery when they gave me an implant, but I'm pretty much ok other than that, usually..

When I was 4 y/o, I was playing in the curb of the street with Match Box cars or something. A dry cleaning van ran over me. I still remember doing somersaults under the vehicle.

blbblbblbblbblbblbp.

Next thing I remembered was Ol' Doc Weber putting stitches in my head. He drove to my folks house. I don't remember past that other a newspaper blip that I've lost over the years. I think he was charged with drunk driving. He lost his chauffer's license for a time, and I think he was fined $100, which would've a tidy sum in 1965.

blbblbblbblbblbblbp.

That's everyday shit with Bidet. FWIW, Mom told me that housecall was $15 in 1965.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 00:59:51 Reply Private Reply

#68: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#65)

I just don't have time to explain to gas station attendants that I can program in C, C++, C#, java, VBA, and COBOL.

I've seen COBOL, but you REALLY need to be an old timer to know it.

Java I never picked up, the others yep.

Python seems pretty hot today. I refuse to try to learn all the web stuff, it changes every week.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:00:05 Reply Private Reply

#69: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#63)

Actually I was just pulling your leg, I don't have an artificial brain or anything..

I knew that. Don't you think I knew that? That's so funny you didn't think I knew that...

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:02:11 Reply Private Reply

#70: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#68)

Python seems pretty hot today. I refuse to try to learn all the web stuff, it changes every week.

I've looked at python, but didn't delve. I also had training in about three flavors of SQL, but never really used it in real world other than using canned lookups.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:08:39 Reply Private Reply

#71: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#69)

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:08:44 Reply Private Reply

#72: Esso To: Dakmar, Pacman (#69)

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:09:05 Reply Private Reply

#73: FormerLurker To: Esso (#67)

I feel your pain bro.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:09:33 Reply Private Reply

#74: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#70)

Python is a pretty strong language and is very portable.

Not as efficient as any of the C languages in terms of it needs to be interpreted at run time, but it's pretty cool, not a bad thing to know.

Sort of like C++ running through an interpreter.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:13:03 Reply Private Reply

#75: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#70)

Now I'm just displaying how little I know, there is in fact a way to compile Python.

Learn something new each day.. :)

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:15:25 Reply Private Reply

#76: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#68)

I refuse to try to learn all the web stuff, it changes every week.

I had to pull stuff from a UNIX server (not linux - hell no, we are talking "vi" was the only text editor available) a few years ago, that was a nightmare. I got through it, but it pissed me off having to input like 800 characters to copy a string to buffer. 1970's technology, lol.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:16:10 Reply Private Reply

#77: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#75)

Now I'm just displaying how little I know, there is in fact a way to compile Python.

No worries. I'm sure I could learn it, but need to stick with what we use in my environment.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:18:28 Reply Private Reply

#78: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#76)

There's a scripting language called Perl that might have helped.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:18:44 Reply Private Reply

#79: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#78)

I did what I had to and got the hell out, lol.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:21:12 Reply Private Reply

#80: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#76)

Myself, I would just have copied everything onto a platform where I had the tools I needed and done the work there. Ever hear of FTP and Telnet?

Emacs on UNIX is a great editor as well.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:25:44 Reply Private Reply

#81: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#79)

Now we've totally put Jim and Kim to sleep..

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:31:58 Reply Private Reply

#82: Esso To: FormerLurker, Dakmar, 4um (#68)

I just don't have time to explain to gas station attendants that I can program in C, C++, C#, java, VBA, and COBOL.

Yeah, Fortran WatFiv-s on those cards was my last whack at it before the Company took me away from HotChick KimmY a long time ago.

Fuck tech. My sister spent an hour with Verizon tech support trying to figure out why she couldn't hear me when she called.

I liked that, but she fixed it.

I've got a cute 15 y/o sitting on my knee. She's 60 now.

She loves y'all , especially when you're having fun.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:32:18 Reply Private Reply

#83: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#80)

I was copying C source code and a native/local format config file (>1,000,000 lines of parameters) to port into existing Windows app. Not a lot of time to experiment. That was my first venture into Excel VBA, I used it to rip the config file apart to compare to my teams business rules.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:33:11 Reply Private Reply

#84: Esso To: FormerLurker (#81)

Not yet, he's pretty drunk. Like he wants me to cook! I'm a doctor, fuck you peons.

Just kidding. Pack's a good cook.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:36:39 Reply Private Reply

#85: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#81)

Now we've totally put Jim and Kim to sleep..

That it were I...:)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:36:55 Reply Private Reply

#86: Esso To: Dakmar (#83)

I was copying C source code and a native/local format config file (>1,000,000 lines of parameters) to port into existing Windows app. Not a lot of time to experiment. That was my first venture into Excel VBA, I used it to rip the config file apart to compare to my teams business rules.

WTF? I almost wouldn't fucq my sister after she started doing that bullshit with my phone.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:40:36 Reply Private Reply

#87: Esso To: Dakmar (#85)

That it were I.

Fuck you. I've got an MD on hot-standby. What do you have, Bubba?

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:43:41 Reply Private Reply

#88: Esso To: Dakmar (#87)

What do you have, Bubba?

You've got me, Dakmar. I think you're cool as hell.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:48:26 Reply Private Reply

#89: Dakmar To: Esso, Dr Kimmy (#84)

Best recipe I've ever made up is these burritos:

1 box Farmhouse brand Mexican rice (I got from Amazon, after looking at product reviews)

1/2 lb chorizzo

1 cup frozen corn

Make rice as directed. Brown chorrizo and add to rice. Add corn, keep heat on long enough to thaw.

Run hot water over big flour tortilla, shake off excess. Microwave tortilla for 10 second

Wrap rice mix in tortilla

Suggested add-ins: Pepper Jack cheese, Tapatio Hot Sauce, sour cream

Microwave burrito 30 seconds

Makes 7 or 8 large burritos

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:49:03 Reply Private Reply

#90: Esso To: Dakmar (#89)

I wish you could tell me what's going what's going on in Jim's head. I don't think anybody does. I know he loves you.

He's not the chad I knew 40 some years ago. He's different now. We're drifting apart again.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 02:10:41 Reply Private Reply

#91: Mark Watney To: Kim, Dakmar, etc. (#90)

He's not the chad I knew 40 some years ago.

He's in his 60s. He's so broken up from an accident ten years ago I'm surprised he hasn't committed suicide.

Kim, he's dying. He has neuropathy in his feet and his hands from diabetes and pain from injuries.

I've know Jim since high school before he got mixed up with the government.

Mark Watney posted on 2024-05-12 02:38:09 Reply Private Reply

#92: Esso To: Mark Watney, 4um (#91)

WTF man?

Shut the fucq up, brutha. You shouldn't be talking about my health even that you're not my doctor.

I wanna go home. I'm too big of a coward to dust myself off. I just want to go home. Chris and Jon have the keys to identify to identify my body.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 03:05:04 Reply Private Reply

#93: Esso To: All (#92)

Pacman's not doing anything. I'm taking him upstairs.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 03:12:55 Reply Private Reply

#94: BTP Holdings To: Esso (#49)

In the late 70s I loaned this guy $100. He had a month to get it back to me. No juice. I knew what he was using it for.

When he was late, I put the word out on him. Someone told me they saw him going into the Food & Liquors store on the main drag. I drove over there and caught him coming out the front door.

I hollered at him, "COME OUT HERE!" on the traffic side of the truck. I'm leaning against the truck with my arms crossed. I said to him, "So where is my money?"

He starts to give me a line of BS, so I grab him by his shirt and say, "If you don't get my money fast (I look left and a car is coming.) you might have an accident."

I push him back. He rocks back on his heels. I pull him back just before the car hits him. It was so close the car stopped.

His eyes got big around and he screamed at me, 'YOU'RE ON DRUGS! YOU GOTTA BE ON DRUGS!"

I had my cash the next day.

I told that story on The Chicago Outfit Facebook page and one of those guys said, "You would have made a good enforcer." ROTFLMAO1

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-05-12 13:39:35 Reply Private Reply

#95: FormerLurker To: Esso, Dakmar (#82)

She loves y'all , especially when you're having fun.

Had fun last night guys, enjoyed speaking with you. Tell Kimmy I said hi :)

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 19:35:57 Reply Private Reply

Source:	Dr, Kimberly
Published:	May 11, 2024
Author:	Esso
Post Date:	2024-05-11 19:44:23 by Esso
Views:	10933

Dakkie, My GF wants you to come out and play...