When fucking your prepubescent daughter for three plus years, wasn't enough...
Dude, I have proof Juliette Lewis was 18 by the time I ravaged her sweet little pussy. It's all on a 3D ViewMaster Disk, registered in Pueblo Colorado.
I lost count in Beirut quickly, there was so many. I wasn't even supposed to be involved. I ended up taking some dead jarhead's flak vest and steel pot.
I was never a soldier. I was a low-grade shitbag spy. My MD girly friend is a government mandated killer. I was sanctioned overseas, she was mandated to kill everybody in the US.
If it were up to me I would slit the throat of every moron that even thought about making their stupid-ass ZoomZoom piece of shit motorbike or 4cyl Honda/Kia/Hyundia shitbox louder. Slit their stupid ugly retard fucking throats, damn it!
#18: Dakmar To: Esso (#17)
No shit? :)
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Step into the 21st Century, comrade! :)
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Esso posted on 2024-06-01 02:36:51 Reply Private Reply
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That's because you have been cancelled from politically correct society. Wear it as a badge of honor.
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pussy! :)
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Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:48:45 Reply Private Reply
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Because I asked you to stay?
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Can I borrow your Wall of Sound?
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Goes full homo...
I needed cars and helos to save me.
Esso posted on 2024-06-01 03:29:29 Reply Private Reply
#37: Dakmar To: Esso (#36)
Dude, I have proof Juliette Lewis was 18 by the time I ravaged her sweet little pussy. It's all on a 3D ViewMaster Disk, registered in Pueblo Colorado.
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I like music, lol
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Nope, look up my buddy Isle of Man kills himself...
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Where can dorks like us buy such cool trousers?
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I was, but you returned my angel starter kit.
You didn't specifizes your angel type.
(Edit) I'm sure I'm handsome with my stethoscope diagnosing if my neighbor's dog is dead or not.
It was. $200 to get Animal Control to get the corpse.
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DOT regulations...sorry
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If they're not moving and and they're eyes are open, they're probably dead.
Touch their eye, no response, they're dead.
Of course that's after the breathing and screaming thingy.
You can't close a dead person's eyes like on TeeVee, they pop right open.
My last practical application of that was with my mother in 2014 at hospice when I had to identify her body officially.
Marla about fainted with me manipulating Mom's body. You seen one, you seen them all.
Yeah, I tried the closing the eye thing, being my mother and all. The rules from 1983 to 20014 still apply.
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#56: Esso To: Dakmar (#53)
Mass-casualties events are a bad deal.
Esso posted on 2024-06-01 04:29:48 Reply Private Reply
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I was never a soldier. I was a low-grade shitbag spy. My MD girly friend is a government mandated killer. I was sanctioned overseas, she was mandated to kill everybody in the US.
I make potato salad for her sometimes.
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Aren't we all?
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Lying isn't a new tradecraft for me. I'll do what you need.
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I'm in my own paranoid little world right now :)
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Why does John Lennon keep kicking my dog? Very rude!
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