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#22: Dakmar To: Esso (#19)

All my bank robber rental cars are tied up right now, please stay on the line if you want to commit a felony.

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:24:39 Reply Private Reply

#23: Dakmar To: Esso (#19)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:25:39 Reply Private Reply

#24: Dakmar To: Esso (#19)

Fuck this. I'm lonely.

Step into the 21st Century, comrade! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:29:20 Reply Private Reply

#25: Esso To: Dakmar (#24)

There's nothing left here for me anymore. I just want to go home.

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 02:36:51 Reply Private Reply

#26: Dakmar To: Esso (#19)

Fuck this. I'm lonely.

That's because you have been cancelled from politically correct society. Wear it as a badge of honor.

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:39:02 Reply Private Reply

#27: Dakmar To: Esso (#25)

There's nothing left here for me anymore. I just want to go home.

pussy! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:44:38 Reply Private Reply

#28: Dakmar To: Esso (#25)

Honestly, I don't get the crap about zombie sex either, I like living partners.

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:48:45 Reply Private Reply

#29: Dakmar To: Esso (#25)

There's nothing left here for me anymore. I just want to go home.

Because I asked you to stay?

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:53:09 Reply Private Reply

#30: Dakmar To: Esso (#29)

God I love those songs about death, lol.

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:56:17 Reply Private Reply

#31: Esso To: Dakmar (#30)

rest in peace

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 03:04:50 Reply Private Reply

#32: Dakmar To: Esso (#25)

It's All Over Now, Baby Blue

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:04:53 Reply Private Reply

#33: Dakmar To: Esso (#32)

Fuck, no wonder why Biden feels like he has to destroy me, I've cracked The Code! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:08:56 Reply Private Reply

#34: Dakmar To: Esso (#31)

Can I borrow your Wall of Sound?

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:13:07 Reply Private Reply

#35: Dakmar To: Esso (#31)

tangled up in blue...

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:25:46 Reply Private Reply

#36: Esso To: Dakmar (#34)

When fucking your prepubescent daughter for three plus years, wasn't enough...

Goes full homo...

I needed cars and helos to save me.

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 03:29:29 Reply Private Reply

#37: Dakmar To: Esso (#36)

When fucking your prepubescent daughter for three plus years, wasn't enough...

Dude, I have proof Juliette Lewis was 18 by the time I ravaged her sweet little pussy. It's all on a 3D ViewMaster Disk, registered in Pueblo Colorado.

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:35:46 Reply Private Reply

#38: Esso To: Dakmar (#37)

Do this, bitch...

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 03:38:34 Reply Private Reply

#39: Dakmar To: Esso (#36)

I needed cars and helos to save me.

I like music, lol

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:41:25 Reply Private Reply

#40: Dakmar To: All (#39)

That looked AI, fuck AI.

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:43:46 Reply Private Reply

#41: Dakmar To: Esso (#38)

Will you be my Angel, bitch? :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:46:12 Reply Private Reply

#42: Esso To: Dakmar (#40)

That looked AI, fuck AI.

Nope, look up my buddy Isle of Man kills himself...

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 03:46:45 Reply Private Reply

#43: Dakmar To: Esso (#38)

Where can dorks like us buy such cool trousers?

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:50:20 Reply Private Reply

#44: Esso To: Dakmar (#41)

Will you be my Angel, bitch?

I was, but you returned my angel starter kit.

You didn't specifizes your angel type.

(Edit) I'm sure I'm handsome with my stethoscope diagnosing if my neighbor's dog is dead or not.

It was. $200 to get Animal Control to get the corpse.

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 03:50:27 Reply Private Reply

#45: Dakmar To: Esso (#44)

Be afraid...be very afraid, lol

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:56:25 Reply Private Reply

#46: Dakmar To: Esso (#44)

You didn't specifizes your angel type.

DOT regulations...sorry

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:57:54 Reply Private Reply

#47: Dakmar To: Esso (#44)

can I get an aspirin?

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:03:35 Reply Private Reply

#48: Dakmar To: All (#47)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:08:03 Reply Private Reply

#49: Dakmar To: All (#48)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:08:54 Reply Private Reply

#50: Dakmar To: All (#49)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:09:35 Reply Private Reply

#51: Esso To: Dakmar (#43)

The medics in Beirut gave me some quicky lessons in identifying dead guys...

If they're not moving and and they're eyes are open, they're probably dead.

Touch their eye, no response, they're dead.

Of course that's after the breathing and screaming thingy.

You can't close a dead person's eyes like on TeeVee, they pop right open.

My last practical application of that was with my mother in 2014 at hospice when I had to identify her body officially.

Marla about fainted with me manipulating Mom's body. You seen one, you seen them all.

Yeah, I tried the closing the eye thing, being my mother and all. The rules from 1983 to 20014 still apply.

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 04:17:12 Reply Private Reply

#52: Esso To: Dakmar (#50)

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 04:19:56 Reply Private Reply

#53: Dakmar To: Esso (#51)

Yep, dead/alive, I get it. You're welcome. :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:22:44 Reply Private Reply

#54: Dakmar To: Esso (#52)

Dude, you should not be leeking Company Secrets! WTF is wrong with you, soldier boy?

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:25:11 Reply Private Reply

#55: Dakmar To: Esso (#52)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:28:48 Reply Private Reply

#56: Esso To: Dakmar (#53)

I lost count in Beirut quickly, there was so many. I wasn't even supposed to be involved. I ended up taking some dead jarhead's flak vest and steel pot.

Mass-casualties events are a bad deal.

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 04:29:48 Reply Private Reply

#57: Esso To: Dakmar (#54)

WTF is wrong with you, soldier boy?

I was never a soldier. I was a low-grade shitbag spy. My MD girly friend is a government mandated killer. I was sanctioned overseas, she was mandated to kill everybody in the US.

I make potato salad for her sometimes.

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 04:32:50 Reply Private Reply

#58: Dakmar To: Esso (#52)

You'll represent me in court, right? :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:35:15 Reply Private Reply

#59: Dakmar To: Esso (#57)

I was never a soldier. I was a low-grade shitbag spy.

Aren't we all?

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:36:09 Reply Private Reply

#60: Esso To: Dakmar (#58)

You'll represent me in court, right?

Lying isn't a new tradecraft for me. I'll do what you need.

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 04:42:28 Reply Private Reply

#61: Dakmar To: Esso (#60)

And then the kerosene
Is brought down from the castles
By insurance men who go
Check to see
That nobody is escaping
To Desolation Row

I'm in my own paranoid little world right now :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:48:51 Reply Private Reply

#62: Esso To: Dakmar (#61)

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 04:53:31 Reply Private Reply

#63: Esso To: All (#62)

I'm in my own paranoid little world right now

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 04:58:06 Reply Private Reply

#64: Dakmar To: Esso (#62)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:59:08 Reply Private Reply

#65: Dakmar To: Esso, Dr Kimmy (#63)

Why does John Lennon keep kicking my dog? Very rude!

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 05:02:52 Reply Private Reply

#66: Esso To: Dakmar (#64)

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 05:03:08 Reply Private Reply

#67: Dakmar To: Esso (#66)

If it were up to me I would slit the throat of every moron that even thought about making their stupid-ass ZoomZoom piece of shit motorbike or 4cyl Honda/Kia/Hyundia shitbox louder. Slit their stupid ugly retard fucking throats, damn it!

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 05:10:00 Reply Private Reply

#68: Dakmar To: Esso (#31)

rest in peace

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 05:18:08 Reply Private Reply

#69: Esso To: Dakmar (#67)

f it were up to me I would slit the throat of every moron that even thought about making their stupid-ass ZoomZoom piece of shit motorbike or 4cyl Honda/Kia/Hyundia shitbox louder. Slit their stupid ugly spic fucking throats, damn it!

You do know that I'm paying them to do that so I don't get lonely during my PTSD meltdowns, right?

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 05:26:39 Reply Private Reply

#70: Dakmar To: Esso (#69)

Of course I do, how could western civilization possibly survive without the contributions of multicultural diversity? No rap? No car jackings? {shudder}

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 05:34:13 Reply Private Reply

#71: Esso To: Dakmar (#70)

Love you man. I can't sleep either. I guess I was too busy saving the World.

Us superheroes need to wind down too.

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 05:38:41 Reply Private Reply

Source:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQizZ_p_TJE
Published:	May 31, 2024
Author:	Horse
Post Date:	2024-05-31 18:56:37 by Horse
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