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#41: Dakmar To: Esso (#38)

Will you be my Angel, bitch? :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:46:12 Reply Private Reply

#42: Esso To: Dakmar (#40)

That looked AI, fuck AI.

Nope, look up my buddy Isle of Man kills himself...

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 03:46:45 Reply Private Reply

#43: Dakmar To: Esso (#38)

Where can dorks like us buy such cool trousers?

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:50:20 Reply Private Reply

#44: Esso To: Dakmar (#41)

Will you be my Angel, bitch?

I was, but you returned my angel starter kit.

You didn't specifizes your angel type.

(Edit) I'm sure I'm handsome with my stethoscope diagnosing if my neighbor's dog is dead or not.

It was. $200 to get Animal Control to get the corpse.

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 03:50:27 Reply Private Reply

#45: Dakmar To: Esso (#44)

Be afraid...be very afraid, lol

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:56:25 Reply Private Reply

#46: Dakmar To: Esso (#44)

You didn't specifizes your angel type.

DOT regulations...sorry

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:57:54 Reply Private Reply

#47: Dakmar To: Esso (#44)

can I get an aspirin?

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:03:35 Reply Private Reply

#48: Dakmar To: All (#47)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:08:03 Reply Private Reply

#49: Dakmar To: All (#48)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:08:54 Reply Private Reply

#50: Dakmar To: All (#49)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:09:35 Reply Private Reply

#51: Esso To: Dakmar (#43)

The medics in Beirut gave me some quicky lessons in identifying dead guys...

If they're not moving and and they're eyes are open, they're probably dead.

Touch their eye, no response, they're dead.

Of course that's after the breathing and screaming thingy.

You can't close a dead person's eyes like on TeeVee, they pop right open.

My last practical application of that was with my mother in 2014 at hospice when I had to identify her body officially.

Marla about fainted with me manipulating Mom's body. You seen one, you seen them all.

Yeah, I tried the closing the eye thing, being my mother and all. The rules from 1983 to 20014 still apply.

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 04:17:12 Reply Private Reply

#52: Esso To: Dakmar (#50)

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 04:19:56 Reply Private Reply

#53: Dakmar To: Esso (#51)

Yep, dead/alive, I get it. You're welcome. :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:22:44 Reply Private Reply

#54: Dakmar To: Esso (#52)

Dude, you should not be leeking Company Secrets! WTF is wrong with you, soldier boy?

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:25:11 Reply Private Reply

#55: Dakmar To: Esso (#52)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:28:48 Reply Private Reply

#56: Esso To: Dakmar (#53)

I lost count in Beirut quickly, there was so many. I wasn't even supposed to be involved. I ended up taking some dead jarhead's flak vest and steel pot.

Mass-casualties events are a bad deal.

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 04:29:48 Reply Private Reply

#57: Esso To: Dakmar (#54)

WTF is wrong with you, soldier boy?

I was never a soldier. I was a low-grade shitbag spy. My MD girly friend is a government mandated killer. I was sanctioned overseas, she was mandated to kill everybody in the US.

I make potato salad for her sometimes.

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 04:32:50 Reply Private Reply

#58: Dakmar To: Esso (#52)

You'll represent me in court, right? :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:35:15 Reply Private Reply

#59: Dakmar To: Esso (#57)

I was never a soldier. I was a low-grade shitbag spy.

Aren't we all?

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:36:09 Reply Private Reply

#60: Esso To: Dakmar (#58)

You'll represent me in court, right?

Lying isn't a new tradecraft for me. I'll do what you need.

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 04:42:28 Reply Private Reply

#61: Dakmar To: Esso (#60)

And then the kerosene
Is brought down from the castles
By insurance men who go
Check to see
That nobody is escaping
To Desolation Row

I'm in my own paranoid little world right now :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:48:51 Reply Private Reply

#62: Esso To: Dakmar (#61)

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 04:53:31 Reply Private Reply

#63: Esso To: All (#62)

I'm in my own paranoid little world right now

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 04:58:06 Reply Private Reply

#64: Dakmar To: Esso (#62)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:59:08 Reply Private Reply

#65: Dakmar To: Esso, Dr Kimmy (#63)

Why does John Lennon keep kicking my dog? Very rude!

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 05:02:52 Reply Private Reply

#66: Esso To: Dakmar (#64)

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 05:03:08 Reply Private Reply

#67: Dakmar To: Esso (#66)

If it were up to me I would slit the throat of every moron that even thought about making their stupid-ass ZoomZoom piece of shit motorbike or 4cyl Honda/Kia/Hyundia shitbox louder. Slit their stupid ugly retard fucking throats, damn it!

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 05:10:00 Reply Private Reply

#68: Dakmar To: Esso (#31)

rest in peace

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 05:18:08 Reply Private Reply

#69: Esso To: Dakmar (#67)

f it were up to me I would slit the throat of every moron that even thought about making their stupid-ass ZoomZoom piece of shit motorbike or 4cyl Honda/Kia/Hyundia shitbox louder. Slit their stupid ugly spic fucking throats, damn it!

You do know that I'm paying them to do that so I don't get lonely during my PTSD meltdowns, right?

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 05:26:39 Reply Private Reply

#70: Dakmar To: Esso (#69)

Of course I do, how could western civilization possibly survive without the contributions of multicultural diversity? No rap? No car jackings? {shudder}

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 05:34:13 Reply Private Reply

#71: Esso To: Dakmar (#70)

Love you man. I can't sleep either. I guess I was too busy saving the World.

Us superheroes need to wind down too.

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 05:38:41 Reply Private Reply

#72: Dakmar To: Esso (#69)

I ain't no nice guy after all

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 05:39:02 Reply Private Reply

#73: Dakmar To: Esso (#71)

My long hair just can't cover up my red neck!

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 05:41:27 Reply Private Reply

#74: Esso To: Dakmar (#72)

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 05:43:23 Reply Private Reply

#75: Dakmar To: Esso (#74)

Screw you, hippie! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 05:47:00 Reply Private Reply

#76: Esso To: Dakmar (#73)

Running guns and drugs was manly under Reagan, this shit with little brown boys is just GAY!

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 05:47:33 Reply Private Reply

#77: Esso To: All (#76)

A lot people didn't make it back home from Prez Pedo's vax mandates.

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 05:49:49 Reply Private Reply

#78: Dakmar To: Esso (#74)

Kris was not just an Army brat, but was really intelligent, and well educated, and came from a spook (Deep State) family, but gave up on it because he wanted to be a songwriter/performer. That's pretty cool in my book, not sure how spook he got, but pretty high I think.

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 05:54:31 Reply Private Reply

#79: Esso To: Dakmar (#78)

WTH? You OK?

I told SB I was gonna crawl into a bottle again when I left today.

Mission accomplished.

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 05:58:36 Reply Private Reply

#80: Dakmar To: Esso (#79)

Am I the only one that hears trace of Allman Brothers in this?

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 06:02:24 Reply Private Reply

#81: Esso To: Dakmar (#80)

Jesus Christ, the sun's coming up. I need to tap out. Kimmy's supposed to be my lover, not my mommy.

Esso posted on 2024-06-01 06:06:38 Reply Private Reply

#82: Dakmar To: Esso (#79)

If you were in a band, wouldn't you want it to be this band? :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 06:09:20 Reply Private Reply

#83: Dakmar To: Esso (#81)

Yeah, I should prolly turn in myself.

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 06:13:53 Reply Private Reply

#84: Dakmar To: Esso (#81)

Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 06:30:24 Reply Private Reply

#85: watchman To: Esso (#8)

When can I start?

As soon as the lights go out.

Bunk in the barn.

One meal a day (boiled potato/boiled beef/hard-boiled egg)

No drinkin', no cussin', no spittin', and no fornicatin'.

And no whining about the past.

Your girlfriends will have to pull their own weight.

Accept the fact you'll get shot by a kid with a deer rifle.

We'll see how you work out...I have my doubts but willing to give you a chance. ;-)

And see if you can bring a box of .22lr and some 20 gauge slugs...prolly be getting low on ammo by the time you arrive.

watchman posted on 2024-06-01 08:28:16 Reply Private Reply

#86: BTP Holdings To: Esso (#3)

When we ran the big truck to Florida about 20 years ago, we had some time to kill so we went out on the gambling boat. You could not gamble until you were three miles offshore.

I was so seasick I hardly spent any money. My codriver didn't get seasick until we got back to shore. We slept head to toe in the bunk that night.

That is old memory. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-06-02 14:25:57 Reply Private Reply

#87: BTP Holdings To: Dakmar (#75)

When we worked the Highwaymen in Chicago back in the 80s, I was personal Security for Johnny Cash during the Meet & Greet after the show.

When that was over, I was told to follow kris Kristofferson out of the building to make sure nobody messed with him. He went up the stairs and I went up after him. When he got to the top landing, hr turned and looked at me. I told him what they told me, so he turned and kept going.

This vid must be pretty old. Kris does not have a lot of lines in his face. LOL

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-06-02 14:35:50 Reply Private Reply

#88: BTP Holdings To: Dakmar (#82)

I knew this guy that would deliver a quarter ounce of blow to The Rolling Stones dressing room before every show.

You might think that was just a warmup for Jagger. But the band needed a good kick to get going for the concert. LOL

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-06-02 14:40:02 Reply Private Reply

#89: BTP Holdings To: Horse (#0)

I'll bet the Bondsman I used to work with over in Lebanon uses tasers on the skips now. He is too olde to wrestle with those younger perps.

I wouldn't be surprised if he has a couple younger guys along too to participate in the festivities. ;)

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-06-02 14:46:04 Reply Private Reply

#90: watchman To: BTP Holdings (#88)

Can't decide what sounds worse:

Mick Jagger...

Or an angry cat...

watchman posted on 2024-06-02 15:25:12 Reply Private Reply

Source:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQizZ_p_TJE
Published:	May 31, 2024
Author:	Horse
Post Date:	2024-05-31 18:56:37 by Horse
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