I'm not good company alone, help me out...
Poster Comment:
I'll start off:
| Source: | Dr, Kimberly |
| Published: | May 11, 2024 |
| Author: | Esso |
| Post Date: | 2024-05-11 19:44:23 by Esso |
| Views: | 10993 |
I'm not good company alone, help me out...
Poster Comment:
I'll start off:
#1: Esso To: All (#0)
Kim
Esso posted on 2024-05-11 19:52:14 Reply Private Reply
#2: Esso To: All (#1)
Joe Biden's CREEPY Obsession on Display in Baltimore.....
OK, I proved he's a pedo and homo. You can look up Ashley's diary on your time...
Esso posted on 2024-05-11 19:53:09 Reply Private Reply
#3: Esso To: Dakmar (#2)
Esso posted on 2024-05-11 20:25:04 Reply Private Reply
#4: Esso To: Dakmar (#3)
Kim
Esso posted on 2024-05-11 20:29:52 Reply Private Reply
#5: Dakmar To: Esso, The Rock (#0)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 20:30:37 Reply Private Reply
#6: Dakmar To: Esso (#3)
Mail order? Amazon? I know a witch doctor called Qtzvfetvoopflipdreckhelteer, but he hasn't answered his phone for a couple days.
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 20:34:01 Reply Private Reply
#7: FormerLurker To: Esso (#2)
FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-11 20:35:17 Reply Private Reply
#8: Esso To: Dr. Kimmy, Dakmar (#4)
God, I'm gettin' shitfaced. Not a problem, I can always get it up, gettin' it off can be problematic.
Esso posted on 2024-05-11 20:35:25 Reply Private Reply
#9: Dakmar To: Esso (#1)
I'm wondering how long the it will be before the spicks I throw golf clubs at me as they race up and down the street on their ATVs sans mufflers. I only wave golf clubs at them, and yell "FUCK YOU", I haven't actually thrown one yet. But it's just a matter of time. The fucking spick morons were riding up and down the street until 1:00am last night. Am I justified in lopping their greasy low IQ heads off with a machete?
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 20:42:36 Reply Private Reply
#10: Esso To: Dakmar (#5)
Esso posted on 2024-05-11 20:43:17 Reply Private Reply
#11: Dakmar To: Esso (#10)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 20:46:23 Reply Private Reply
#12: Esso To: FormerLurker (#7)
Esso posted on 2024-05-11 20:47:50 Reply Private Reply
#13: ghostrider To: Dakmar (#9)
ghostrider posted on 2024-05-11 20:50:20 Reply Private Reply
#14: The_Rock To: Esso (#12)
The_Rock posted on 2024-05-11 20:51:53 Reply Private Reply
#15: Esso To: Dakmar (#12)
Kim
Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:02:26 Reply Private Reply
#16: Esso To: Dakmar (#11)
I love the Jam Handy videos. He's almost as good as Michael Mann.
Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:04:30 Reply Private Reply
#17: Dakmar To: ghostrider (#13)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:04:47 Reply Private Reply
#18: Esso To: Dakmar (#5)
I think it's called the Ackerman angle, FWIW. Bitch!
Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:06:55 Reply Private Reply
#19: The_Rock To: Dakmar (#9)
The_Rock posted on 2024-05-11 21:08:59 Reply Private Reply
#20: Dakmar To: The_Rock (#14)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:09:14 Reply Private Reply
#21: Dakmar To: The_Rock (#19)
Thanks, friend, that never occurred to me.
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:10:31 Reply Private Reply
#22: Esso To: The_Rock, 4um (#14)
My Godson's 13 y/o daughter still is. FWCS was trying to groom her.
You're wrong. Things are getting worse.
Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:10:48 Reply Private Reply
#23: Dakmar To: The_Rock (#19)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:14:22 Reply Private Reply
#24: The_Rock To: Dakmar (#20)
The_Rock posted on 2024-05-11 21:14:26 Reply Private Reply
#25: Esso To: Dakmar (#21)
Ya know, I should do that too.
Naver came to mind...
Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:14:55 Reply Private Reply
#26: The_Rock To: Dakmar (#23)
You've drank the kool aid too. :(
The_Rock posted on 2024-05-11 21:15:53 Reply Private Reply
#27: Dakmar To: Esso (#18)
Of course it is, but can you diagram close ratio vs wide ratio?
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:21:09 Reply Private Reply
#28: Esso To: The_Rock (#26)
Dr. Kim
I can have you referred. Think cops are bad? Get a physician pissed off.
Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:22:00 Reply Private Reply
#29: The_Rock To: Esso (#28)
The_Rock posted on 2024-05-11 21:24:44 Reply Private Reply
#30: Dakmar To: The_Rock (#26)
I hate anyone that tries to fucking control me, amazingly even including you.
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:25:35 Reply Private Reply
#31: Esso To: Dakmar (#27)
Of course I do. I can give you Maria Bartiromo's phone number, but she's pretty 'wide ratio' down below.
Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:29:54 Reply Private Reply
#32: Esso To: The_Rock (#29)
What did I do? This is Doc's thread.
Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:32:11 Reply Private Reply
#33: Dakmar To: Esso, The Rock (#32)
Don't you feel bad about aborting all those fetuses, Esso? We know that was you, asshole! Busted!
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:52:17 Reply Private Reply
#34: Dakmar To: Esso, The Rock (#33)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:53:35 Reply Private Reply
#35: Esso To: Dakmar, 4um (#33)
That was my ex-wife's sister. She's got religion now. If she tries to call me, she'll spontaneously combust.
Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:56:03 Reply Private Reply
#36: Esso To: Dakmar (#34)
Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:00:13 Reply Private Reply
#37: Dakmar To: Esso (#35)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:02:46 Reply Private Reply
#38: Esso To: Dakmar (#37)
Hey, I didn't give you names or anything, I'm just being honest.
The only kid I ever aborted (non-sanctioned) was a 30 or 40 something roofer whacked out of his mind on meth or crack or something.
It was one dose of frangible .38 SPL Pb delivered via S&W girl-gun.
I swear I'm not gay. LOL!
Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:15:47 Reply Private Reply
#39: Dakmar To: Esso (#38)
Well don't let it happen again or I'll have to report you to the DAR.
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:18:55 Reply Private Reply
#40: Esso To: Dakmar (#37)
Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:20:47 Reply Private Reply
#41: Dakmar To: Esso (#40)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:24:15 Reply Private Reply
#42: Dakmar To: Esso (#40)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:27:09 Reply Private Reply
#43: Esso To: Dakmar (#39)
I talked to my Venezuelan/Columbian next door neighbor, Javier, today through his cell phone translator app (there's never a spook handler named Pam around when you need one).
He's pulling out of the hood, it's too violent. I wondered where his doggies went. I can't wait to meet my new newcomers. I'm serious for a change.
Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:31:37 Reply Private Reply
#44: Dakmar To: Esso (#43)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:41:38 Reply Private Reply
#45: Esso To: Dakmar (#44)
Javier was telling me about some shit that went on about 0200 a couple Saturdays ago with a couple of Splibs and my nutty neighbor Satan and the Cops.
My rear-facing camera and about everything got taken out by a lightning strike on my house (not powerlines, you could see the arcs in my paint).
Anyhoo, my quiet cartel neighbor is afraid and bailing out. Good fences (and prison yard lighting) make good neighbors.
Am I Kimmy's prisoner or is she mine?
Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:59:43 Reply Private Reply
#46: Dakmar To: Esso (#45)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:06:03 Reply Private Reply
#47: Dakmar To: Esso (#45)
See why I hate these fuckers?
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:09:24 Reply Private Reply
#48: Dakmar To: Esso (#45)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:15:54 Reply Private Reply
#49: Esso To: Dakmar, Pinguinite, Dr. Kimmy, 4um (#46)
I have the right to remain silent, but I'm blabby.
My criminal lawyer tends to dissuade me. The Roxette (Lee Ann) incident cost me $1,000 plus time.
That was a tragic deal, I looked like her guitar player in a $1,000 Kakadu Trader duster and Lee Ann looked just like Marie Fredriksson (Roxette).
Next thing you know, I had two trackers on Red Truck, one active, and one passive (Sling Blade has that now, sans trackers). Rox's kids were ANTIFA/BLM Ivy League whatever. The feds thought I was funneling money to them via international wire transfers (the money was actually going to Pinguinite (Neil)) to keep 4um rolling at the outset of the Covi hoax. I think the second tranche I sent him was to get his truck painted or something.
After that, Chase locked my, and my sister's, accounts causing us a great deal of disdain. Chase ended up paying all late fees and damages.
What was I talking about? Oh yeah, I never say shit.
Esso posted on 2024-05-11 23:51:55 Reply Private Reply
#50: Dakmar To: Esso (#49)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:57:45 Reply Private Reply
#51: FormerLurker To: Esso (#49)
Party hardy my friend, but try not to ran through town naked. :)
FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:01:40 Reply Private Reply
#52: Esso To: Dakmar (#49)
Well, he's a nice guy, well, something. At least he takes the guns off my side of the bed when we go upstairs.
Kim
Esso posted on 2024-05-12 00:03:24 Reply Private Reply
#53: Dakmar To: Esso (#52)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:12:51 Reply Private Reply
#54: Esso To: FormerLurker, 4um (#51)
Thanks, my friend. I'm not crazy about anybody seeing me naked, but Doc seems to take great delight asking me about the history of my scars in the last 44 years.
My latest one is my left knee. I stepped on something a stone from my driveway and it brought me down. Of course there wasn't an MD when I needed one.
Zirconium 80 grit sandpaper makes for great carpet, just don't slide anymore than a sixteenth inch across it.
Actually, It's a closed-loop doctors office type carpet. It's the same stuff I put in in the late 70s when I built this joint. Still here, still looks pretty good, considering.
Esso posted on 2024-05-12 00:23:41 Reply Private Reply
#55: FormerLurker To: Esso (#54)
🤔🤔
😅
Emojis are fun.
FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:26:25 Reply Private Reply
#56: Esso To: Dakmar (#53)
Esso posted on 2024-05-12 00:32:08 Reply Private Reply
#57: Dakmar To: FormerLurker, Esso (#55)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:32:59 Reply Private Reply
#58: Dakmar To: Esso (#56)
Anyone that will listen :)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:33:45 Reply Private Reply
#59: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#57)
youtube.com/shorts/MFq9aINVacU?si=bdrYPFhc8X77HX_L
FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:36:37 Reply Private Reply
#60: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#59)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:38:43 Reply Private Reply
#61: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#60)
Actually I was trying to look up something witty, but found this.
It's a crime they actually did this.
FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:44:18 Reply Private Reply
#62: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#61)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:51:44 Reply Private Reply
#63: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#62)
:)
FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:56:04 Reply Private Reply
#64: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#62)
FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:57:45 Reply Private Reply
#65: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#61)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:57:45 Reply Private Reply
#66: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#64)
A fools errand :)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:58:33 Reply Private Reply
#67: Esso To: FormerLurker, Dakmar, 4um (#55)
When I was 4 y/o, I was playing in the curb of the street with Match Box cars or something. A dry cleaning van ran over me. I still remember doing somersaults under the vehicle.
blbblbblbblbblbblbp.
Next thing I remembered was Ol' Doc Weber putting stitches in my head. He drove to my folks house. I don't remember past that other a newspaper blip that I've lost over the years. I think he was charged with drunk driving. He lost his chauffer's license for a time, and I think he was fined $100, which would've a tidy sum in 1965.
That's everyday shit with Bidet. FWIW, Mom told me that housecall was $15 in 1965.
Esso posted on 2024-05-12 00:59:51 Reply Private Reply
#68: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#65)
I've seen COBOL, but you REALLY need to be an old timer to know it.
Java I never picked up, the others yep.
Python seems pretty hot today. I refuse to try to learn all the web stuff, it changes every week.
FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:00:05 Reply Private Reply
#69: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#63)
I knew that. Don't you think I knew that? That's so funny you didn't think I knew that...
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:02:11 Reply Private Reply
#70: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#68)
I've looked at python, but didn't delve. I also had training in about three flavors of SQL, but never really used it in real world other than using canned lookups.
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:08:39 Reply Private Reply
#71: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#69)
FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:08:44 Reply Private Reply
#72: Esso To: Dakmar, Pacman (#69)
Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:09:05 Reply Private Reply
#73: FormerLurker To: Esso (#67)
FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:09:33 Reply Private Reply
#74: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#70)
Not as efficient as any of the C languages in terms of it needs to be interpreted at run time, but it's pretty cool, not a bad thing to know.
Sort of like C++ running through an interpreter.
FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:13:03 Reply Private Reply
#75: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#70)
Learn something new each day.. :)
FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:15:25 Reply Private Reply
#76: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#68)
I had to pull stuff from a UNIX server (not linux - hell no, we are talking "vi" was the only text editor available) a few years ago, that was a nightmare. I got through it, but it pissed me off having to input like 800 characters to copy a string to buffer. 1970's technology, lol.
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:16:10 Reply Private Reply
#77: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#75)
No worries. I'm sure I could learn it, but need to stick with what we use in my environment.
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:18:28 Reply Private Reply
#78: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#76)
FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:18:44 Reply Private Reply
#79: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#78)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:21:12 Reply Private Reply
#80: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#76)
Emacs on UNIX is a great editor as well.
FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:25:44 Reply Private Reply
#81: FormerLurker To: Dakmar (#79)
FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:31:58 Reply Private Reply
#82: Esso To: FormerLurker, Dakmar, 4um (#68)
Yeah, Fortran WatFiv-s on those cards was my last whack at it before the Company took me away from HotChick KimmY a long time ago.
Fuck tech. My sister spent an hour with Verizon tech support trying to figure out why she couldn't hear me when she called.
I liked that, but she fixed it.
I've got a cute 15 y/o sitting on my knee. She's 60 now.
She loves y'all , especially when you're having fun.
Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:32:18 Reply Private Reply
#83: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#80)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:33:11 Reply Private Reply
#84: Esso To: FormerLurker (#81)
Just kidding. Pack's a good cook.
Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:36:39 Reply Private Reply
#85: Dakmar To: FormerLurker (#81)
That it were I...:)
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:36:55 Reply Private Reply
#86: Esso To: Dakmar (#83)
WTF? I almost wouldn't fucq my sister after she started doing that bullshit with my phone.
Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:40:36 Reply Private Reply
#87: Esso To: Dakmar (#85)
Fuck you. I've got an MD on hot-standby. What do you have, Bubba?
Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:43:41 Reply Private Reply
#88: Esso To: Dakmar (#87)
You've got me, Dakmar. I think you're cool as hell.
Kim
Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:48:26 Reply Private Reply
#89: Dakmar To: Esso, Dr Kimmy (#84)
1 box Farmhouse brand Mexican rice (I got from Amazon, after looking at product reviews)
1/2 lb chorizzo
1 cup frozen corn
Make rice as directed. Brown chorrizo and add to rice. Add corn, keep heat on long enough to thaw.
Run hot water over big flour tortilla, shake off excess. Microwave tortilla for 10 second
Wrap rice mix in tortilla
Suggested add-ins: Pepper Jack cheese, Tapatio Hot Sauce, sour cream
Microwave burrito 30 seconds
Makes 7 or 8 large burritos
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:49:03 Reply Private Reply
#90: Esso To: Dakmar (#89)
He's not the chad I knew 40 some years ago. He's different now. We're drifting apart again.
Kim
Esso posted on 2024-05-12 02:10:41 Reply Private Reply
#91: Mark Watney To: Kim, Dakmar, etc. (#90)
He's in his 60s. He's so broken up from an accident ten years ago I'm surprised he hasn't committed suicide.
Kim, he's dying. He has neuropathy in his feet and his hands from diabetes and pain from injuries.
I've know Jim since high school before he got mixed up with the government.
Mark Watney posted on 2024-05-12 02:38:09 Reply Private Reply
#92: Esso To: Mark Watney, 4um (#91)
Shut the fucq up, brutha. You shouldn't be talking about my health even that you're not my doctor.
I wanna go home. I'm too big of a coward to dust myself off. I just want to go home. Chris and Jon have the keys to identify to identify my body.
Esso posted on 2024-05-12 03:05:04 Reply Private Reply
#93: Esso To: All (#92)
Esso posted on 2024-05-12 03:12:55 Reply Private Reply
#94: BTP Holdings To: Esso (#49)
When he was late, I put the word out on him. Someone told me they saw him going into the Food & Liquors store on the main drag. I drove over there and caught him coming out the front door.
I hollered at him, "COME OUT HERE!" on the traffic side of the truck. I'm leaning against the truck with my arms crossed. I said to him, "So where is my money?"
He starts to give me a line of BS, so I grab him by his shirt and say, "If you don't get my money fast (I look left and a car is coming.) you might have an accident."
I push him back. He rocks back on his heels. I pull him back just before the car hits him. It was so close the car stopped.
His eyes got big around and he screamed at me, 'YOU'RE ON DRUGS! YOU GOTTA BE ON DRUGS!"
I had my cash the next day.
I told that story on The Chicago Outfit Facebook page and one of those guys said, "You would have made a good enforcer." ROTFLMAO1
BTP Holdings posted on 2024-05-12 13:39:35 Reply Private Reply
#95: FormerLurker To: Esso, Dakmar (#82)
Had fun last night guys, enjoyed speaking with you. Tell Kimmy I said hi :)
FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 19:35:57 Reply Private Reply