Dakkie, My GF wants you to come out and play...

Source: Dr, Kimberly
Published: May 11, 2024
Author: Esso
Post Date: 2024-05-11 19:44:23 by Esso
Views: 10993

I'm not good company alone, help me out...


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#1: Esso    To: All (#0)

Come play. I don't want to go out and watch people look at phones. I get enough phone all week.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 19:52:14   Reply   Private Reply


#2: Esso    To: All (#1)

Joe Biden's CREEPY Obsession on Display in Baltimore.....

OK, I proved he's a pedo and homo. You can look up Ashley's diary on your time...

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#3: Esso    To: Dakmar (#2)

Do you know where I can get a necklace of ears or teeth? I suppose fake ones would be acceptable. Customs stole my last ones. Amazon and eBay are no help.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 20:25:04   Reply   Private Reply


#4: Esso    To: Dakmar (#3)

I don't know when he's serious or not unless he's crying. I think he holds me responsible for his friend's Covid shot deaths because I'm a physician. I don't blame him.

Kim

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#5: Dakmar    To: Esso, The Rock (#0)

I wanted to learn about Differentials but got pissed off by all the biker shit. But now I know that tire traveling outside diameter has to turn more revolutions that tire traveling inside diameter. God Bless Jam Handy!

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 20:30:37   Reply   Private Reply


#6: Dakmar    To: Esso (#3)

Do you know where I can get a necklace of ears or teeth?

Mail order? Amazon? I know a witch doctor called Qtzvfetvoopflipdreckhelteer, but he hasn't answered his phone for a couple days.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 20:34:01   Reply   Private Reply


#7: FormerLurker    To: Esso (#2)

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-11 20:35:17   Reply   Private Reply


#8: Esso    To: Dr. Kimmy, Dakmar (#4)

God, I'm gettin' shitfaced. Not a problem, I can always get it up, gettin' it off can be problematic.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 20:35:25   Reply   Private Reply


#9: Dakmar    To: Esso (#1)

Come play. I don't want to go out and watch people look at phones. I get enough phone all week.

I'm wondering how long the it will be before the spicks I throw golf clubs at me as they race up and down the street on their ATVs sans mufflers. I only wave golf clubs at them, and yell "FUCK YOU", I haven't actually thrown one yet. But it's just a matter of time. The fucking spick morons were riding up and down the street until 1:00am last night. Am I justified in lopping their greasy low IQ heads off with a machete?

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 20:42:36   Reply   Private Reply


#10: Esso    To: Dakmar (#5)

Thank god you're here! Jim's messed up from his sister's visit earlier this week. I need some sane company, but you'll have to do.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 20:43:17   Reply   Private Reply


#11: Dakmar    To: Esso (#10)

Jam Handy is my new deity! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 20:46:23   Reply   Private Reply


#12: Esso    To: FormerLurker (#7)

Man, my little 13 y/o God-granddaughter can't go to school in-person because of Prez Homo Pedo's policies. You can't imagine how sick that shit makes me. Pukin' sick+.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 20:47:50   Reply   Private Reply


#13: ghostrider    To: Dakmar (#9)

try pianowirebytheft.com

ghostrider posted on 2024-05-11 20:50:20   Reply   Private Reply


#14: The_Rock    To: Esso (#12)

What school are you talking about? I don't think any schools are doing that zoom bullshit anymore. Correct me if I am wrong.

The_Rock posted on 2024-05-11 20:51:53   Reply   Private Reply


#15: Esso    To: Dakmar (#12)

Did you just hang up on Pak? He was laughing his ass off. He's drunk as hell. Thank god for the wintergreen life savers he keeps in his bedroom.

Kim

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#16: Esso    To: Dakmar (#11)

Jam Handy is my new deity!

I love the Jam Handy videos. He's almost as good as Michael Mann.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:04:30   Reply   Private Reply


#17: Dakmar    To: ghostrider (#13)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:04:47   Reply   Private Reply


#18: Esso    To: Dakmar (#5)

I wanted to learn about Differentials but got pissed off by all the biker shit. But now I know that tire traveling outside diameter has to turn more revolutions that tire traveling inside diameter.

I think it's called the Ackerman angle, FWIW. Bitch!

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:06:55   Reply   Private Reply


#19: The_Rock    To: Dakmar (#9)

You should quit drinking and move out of the ghetto.

The_Rock posted on 2024-05-11 21:08:59   Reply   Private Reply


#20: Dakmar    To: The_Rock (#14)

What school are you talking about?

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:09:14   Reply   Private Reply


#21: Dakmar    To: The_Rock (#19)

You should quit drinking and move out of the ghetto.

Thanks, friend, that never occurred to me.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:10:31   Reply   Private Reply


#22: Esso    To: The_Rock, 4um (#14)

I don't think any schools are doing that zoom bullshit anymore. Correct me if I am wrong.

My Godson's 13 y/o daughter still is. FWCS was trying to groom her.

Correct me if I am wrong.

You're wrong. Things are getting worse.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:10:48   Reply   Private Reply


#23: Dakmar    To: The_Rock (#19)

My neighborhood was nice before your Jew buddies forced multicultural diversity on everyone, prick!

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:14:22   Reply   Private Reply


#24: The_Rock    To: Dakmar (#20)

The_Rock posted on 2024-05-11 21:14:26   Reply   Private Reply


#25: Esso    To: Dakmar (#21)

You should quit drinking and move out of the ghetto.

Thanks, friend, that never occurred to me.

Ya know, I should do that too.

Naver came to mind...

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:14:55   Reply   Private Reply


#26: The_Rock    To: Dakmar (#23)

Jew buddies forced multicultural diversity

You've drank the kool aid too. :(

The_Rock posted on 2024-05-11 21:15:53   Reply   Private Reply


#27: Dakmar    To: Esso (#18)

I think it's called the Ackerman angle

Of course it is, but can you diagram close ratio vs wide ratio?

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:21:09   Reply   Private Reply


#28: Esso    To: The_Rock (#26)

Are you the guy that lives behind Pacman that has the letters PURGATORY on the front of you house? Is that you Mark? He's told me about you.

Dr. Kim

I can have you referred. Think cops are bad? Get a physician pissed off.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:22:00   Reply   Private Reply


#29: The_Rock    To: Esso (#28)

You're getting old pacman

The_Rock posted on 2024-05-11 21:24:44   Reply   Private Reply


#30: Dakmar    To: The_Rock (#26)

You've drank the kool aid too. :(

I hate anyone that tries to fucking control me, amazingly even including you.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:25:35   Reply   Private Reply


#31: Esso    To: Dakmar (#27)

Of course it is, but can you diagram close ratio vs wide ratio?

Of course I do. I can give you Maria Bartiromo's phone number, but she's pretty 'wide ratio' down below.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:29:54   Reply   Private Reply


#32: Esso    To: The_Rock (#29)

You're getting old pacman

What did I do? This is Doc's thread.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:32:11   Reply   Private Reply


#33: Dakmar    To: Esso, The Rock (#32)

What did I do? This is Doc's thread.

Don't you feel bad about aborting all those fetuses, Esso? We know that was you, asshole! Busted!

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:52:17   Reply   Private Reply


#34: Dakmar    To: Esso, The Rock (#33)

I am not Hamas, fuck you AKA Stone

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 21:53:35   Reply   Private Reply


#35: Esso    To: Dakmar, 4um (#33)

Don't you feel bad about aborting all those fetuses, Esso?

That was my ex-wife's sister. She's got religion now. If she tries to call me, she'll spontaneously combust.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 21:56:03   Reply   Private Reply


#36: Esso    To: Dakmar (#34)

I've got a Columbian hit-team dispatched. I hope I didn't get the addresses mixed up again.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:00:13   Reply   Private Reply


#37: Dakmar    To: Esso (#35)

Christ, Esso, I was just being a smartass, your life is none of my business.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:02:46   Reply   Private Reply


#38: Esso    To: Dakmar (#37)

Christ, Esso, I was just being a smartass, your life is none of my business.

Hey, I didn't give you names or anything, I'm just being honest.

The only kid I ever aborted (non-sanctioned) was a 30 or 40 something roofer whacked out of his mind on meth or crack or something.

It was one dose of frangible .38 SPL Pb delivered via S&W girl-gun.

I swear I'm not gay. LOL!

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:15:47   Reply   Private Reply


#39: Dakmar    To: Esso (#38)

The only kid I ever aborted (non-sanctioned) was a 30 or 40 something roofer whacked out of his mind on meth or crack or something.

Well don't let it happen again or I'll have to report you to the DAR.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:18:55   Reply   Private Reply


#40: Esso    To: Dakmar (#37)

Willie dropped this a month or so ago. Prez Pedo is in trouble. Big Mike or Hillary is going to get dropped in at the DNC convention or the CIA is gonna start choppin'.

Not that I'd know about stuff like that...

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:20:47   Reply   Private Reply


#41: Dakmar    To: Esso (#40)

What's wrong with wearing a white trenchcoat? :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:24:15   Reply   Private Reply


#42: Dakmar    To: Esso (#40)

If you can't be just, be arbitrary! :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:27:09   Reply   Private Reply


#43: Esso    To: Dakmar (#39)

Well don't let it happen again or I'll have to report you to the DAR.

I talked to my Venezuelan/Columbian next door neighbor, Javier, today through his cell phone translator app (there's never a spook handler named Pam around when you need one).

He's pulling out of the hood, it's too violent. I wondered where his doggies went. I can't wait to meet my new newcomers. I'm serious for a change.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:31:37   Reply   Private Reply


#44: Dakmar    To: Esso (#43)

I'm ready to whack any spicks upside the head that race dirtbikes/ATVs on my street after 10:00pm with Ping1 Beryllium Ladies Putter that I just happen to own. If that fails, I have a machete, may need sharpened.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 22:41:38   Reply   Private Reply


#45: Esso    To: Dakmar (#44)

I'm ready to whack any spicks upside the head that race dirtbikes/ATVs on my street after 10:00pm with Ping1 Beryllium Ladies Putter that I just happen to own. If that fails, I have a machete, may need sharpened.

Javier was telling me about some shit that went on about 0200 a couple Saturdays ago with a couple of Splibs and my nutty neighbor Satan and the Cops.

My rear-facing camera and about everything got taken out by a lightning strike on my house (not powerlines, you could see the arcs in my paint).

Anyhoo, my quiet cartel neighbor is afraid and bailing out. Good fences (and prison yard lighting) make good neighbors.

Am I Kimmy's prisoner or is she mine?

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 22:59:43   Reply   Private Reply


#46: Dakmar    To: Esso (#45)

But you won't testify against me, right?

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:06:03   Reply   Private Reply


#47: Dakmar    To: Esso (#45)

Anyhoo, my quiet cartel neighbor is afraid and bailing out. Good fences (and prison yard lighting) make good neighbors.

See why I hate these fuckers?

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:09:24   Reply   Private Reply


#48: Dakmar    To: Esso (#45)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:15:54   Reply   Private Reply


#49: Esso    To: Dakmar, Pinguinite, Dr. Kimmy, 4um (#46)

But you won't testify against me, right?

I have the right to remain silent, but I'm blabby.

My criminal lawyer tends to dissuade me. The Roxette (Lee Ann) incident cost me $1,000 plus time.

That was a tragic deal, I looked like her guitar player in a $1,000 Kakadu Trader duster and Lee Ann looked just like Marie Fredriksson (Roxette).

Next thing you know, I had two trackers on Red Truck, one active, and one passive (Sling Blade has that now, sans trackers). Rox's kids were ANTIFA/BLM Ivy League whatever. The feds thought I was funneling money to them via international wire transfers (the money was actually going to Pinguinite (Neil)) to keep 4um rolling at the outset of the Covi hoax. I think the second tranche I sent him was to get his truck painted or something.

After that, Chase locked my, and my sister's, accounts causing us a great deal of disdain. Chase ended up paying all late fees and damages.

What was I talking about? Oh yeah, I never say shit.

Esso posted on 2024-05-11 23:51:55   Reply   Private Reply


#50: Dakmar    To: Esso (#49)

Your stories have too many characters for me to follow, but I'm there for you if you need a place to stay, ride, unreliable witness, sammich, or bong-hit.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-11 23:57:45   Reply   Private Reply


#51: FormerLurker    To: Esso (#49)

What was I talking about? Oh yeah, I never say shit.

Party hardy my friend, but try not to ran through town naked. :)

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:01:40   Reply   Private Reply


#52: Esso    To: Dakmar (#49)

God, who or what hasn't Pacman been involved in or with. This is a new one. What is his body count? Mine is three. Jim, my ex, and Jim.

Well, he's a nice guy, well, something. At least he takes the guns off my side of the bed when we go upstairs.

Kim

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#53: Dakmar    To: Esso (#52)

You can count on me for moral support, and also count on me to be flaky as hell for anything else :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:12:51   Reply   Private Reply


#54: Esso    To: FormerLurker, 4um (#51)

Party hardy my friend, but try not to ran through town naked.

Thanks, my friend. I'm not crazy about anybody seeing me naked, but Doc seems to take great delight asking me about the history of my scars in the last 44 years.

My latest one is my left knee. I stepped on something a stone from my driveway and it brought me down. Of course there wasn't an MD when I needed one.

Zirconium 80 grit sandpaper makes for great carpet, just don't slide anymore than a sixteenth inch across it.

Actually, It's a closed-loop doctors office type carpet. It's the same stuff I put in in the late 70s when I built this joint. Still here, still looks pretty good, considering.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 00:23:41   Reply   Private Reply


#55: FormerLurker    To: Esso (#54)

Luckily I don't have any permanent scars other than where I had brain surgery when they gave me an implant, but I'm pretty much ok other than that, usually..

🤔🤔

😅

Emojis are fun.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:26:25   Reply   Private Reply


#56: Esso    To: Dakmar (#53)

You talkin' to me or Kimmy? She knows I don't have morals anymore.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 00:32:08   Reply   Private Reply


#57: Dakmar    To: FormerLurker, Esso (#55)

I used to work with a guy that had a deep scar on his forehead that looked exactly like a baseball diamond. I never asked him about it, but pieced together from what he had told us about his life he used to be a different person.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:32:59   Reply   Private Reply


#58: Dakmar    To: Esso (#56)

You talkin' to me or Kimmy?

Anyone that will listen :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:33:45   Reply   Private Reply


#59: FormerLurker    To: Dakmar (#57)

I've seen movies where they replaced the brain.

youtube.com/shorts/MFq9aINVacU?si=bdrYPFhc8X77HX_L

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:36:37   Reply   Private Reply


#60: Dakmar    To: FormerLurker (#59)

I'm pretty sure he had been lobotomized, I was just trying not to be offensive, which is unusual for me. :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:38:43   Reply   Private Reply


#61: FormerLurker    To: Dakmar (#60)

I'm pretty sure he had been lobotomized,

Actually I was trying to look up something witty, but found this.

It's a crime they actually did this.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:44:18   Reply   Private Reply


#62: Dakmar    To: FormerLurker (#61)

There is a movie about old time film star Francis Farmer, they messed with her brain because she was maybe a little bit weird, but mostly didn't go along with the program. I can relate, about half the people I deal with on a daily basis assume I am retarded due to a purely physical birth defect.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:51:44   Reply   Private Reply


#63: FormerLurker    To: Dakmar (#62)

Actually I was just pulling your leg, I don't have an artificial brain or anything..

:)

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:56:04   Reply   Private Reply


#64: FormerLurker    To: Dakmar (#62)

Hey it looks like Stone gave up tonight, he's not here trying to be one of the cool kids..

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 00:57:45   Reply   Private Reply


#65: Dakmar    To: FormerLurker (#61)

I just don't have time to explain to gas station attendants that I can program in C, C++, C#, java, VBA, and COBOL.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:57:45   Reply   Private Reply


#66: Dakmar    To: FormerLurker (#64)

Hey it looks like Stone gave up tonight, he's not here trying to be one of the cool kids..

A fools errand :)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 00:58:33   Reply   Private Reply


#67: Esso    To: FormerLurker, Dakmar, 4um (#55)

Luckily I don't have any permanent scars other than where I had brain surgery when they gave me an implant, but I'm pretty much ok other than that, usually..

When I was 4 y/o, I was playing in the curb of the street with Match Box cars or something. A dry cleaning van ran over me. I still remember doing somersaults under the vehicle.

blbblbblbblbblbblbp.

Next thing I remembered was Ol' Doc Weber putting stitches in my head. He drove to my folks house. I don't remember past that other a newspaper blip that I've lost over the years. I think he was charged with drunk driving. He lost his chauffer's license for a time, and I think he was fined $100, which would've a tidy sum in 1965.

blbblbblbblbblbblbp.

That's everyday shit with Bidet. FWIW, Mom told me that housecall was $15 in 1965.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 00:59:51   Reply   Private Reply


#68: FormerLurker    To: Dakmar (#65)

I just don't have time to explain to gas station attendants that I can program in C, C++, C#, java, VBA, and COBOL.

I've seen COBOL, but you REALLY need to be an old timer to know it.

Java I never picked up, the others yep.

Python seems pretty hot today. I refuse to try to learn all the web stuff, it changes every week.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:00:05   Reply   Private Reply


#69: Dakmar    To: FormerLurker (#63)

Actually I was just pulling your leg, I don't have an artificial brain or anything..

I knew that. Don't you think I knew that? That's so funny you didn't think I knew that...

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:02:11   Reply   Private Reply


#70: Dakmar    To: FormerLurker (#68)

Python seems pretty hot today. I refuse to try to learn all the web stuff, it changes every week.

I've looked at python, but didn't delve. I also had training in about three flavors of SQL, but never really used it in real world other than using canned lookups.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:08:39   Reply   Private Reply


#71: FormerLurker    To: Dakmar (#69)

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:08:44   Reply   Private Reply


#72: Esso    To: Dakmar, Pacman (#69)

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:09:05   Reply   Private Reply


#73: FormerLurker    To: Esso (#67)

I feel your pain bro.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:09:33   Reply   Private Reply


#74: FormerLurker    To: Dakmar (#70)

Python is a pretty strong language and is very portable.

Not as efficient as any of the C languages in terms of it needs to be interpreted at run time, but it's pretty cool, not a bad thing to know.

Sort of like C++ running through an interpreter.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:13:03   Reply   Private Reply


#75: FormerLurker    To: Dakmar (#70)

Now I'm just displaying how little I know, there is in fact a way to compile Python.

Learn something new each day.. :)

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:15:25   Reply   Private Reply


#76: Dakmar    To: FormerLurker (#68)

I refuse to try to learn all the web stuff, it changes every week.

I had to pull stuff from a UNIX server (not linux - hell no, we are talking "vi" was the only text editor available) a few years ago, that was a nightmare. I got through it, but it pissed me off having to input like 800 characters to copy a string to buffer. 1970's technology, lol.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:16:10   Reply   Private Reply


#77: Dakmar    To: FormerLurker (#75)

Now I'm just displaying how little I know, there is in fact a way to compile Python.

No worries. I'm sure I could learn it, but need to stick with what we use in my environment.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:18:28   Reply   Private Reply


#78: FormerLurker    To: Dakmar (#76)

There's a scripting language called Perl that might have helped.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:18:44   Reply   Private Reply


#79: Dakmar    To: FormerLurker (#78)

I did what I had to and got the hell out, lol.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:21:12   Reply   Private Reply


#80: FormerLurker    To: Dakmar (#76)

Myself, I would just have copied everything onto a platform where I had the tools I needed and done the work there. Ever hear of FTP and Telnet?

Emacs on UNIX is a great editor as well.

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:25:44   Reply   Private Reply


#81: FormerLurker    To: Dakmar (#79)

Now we've totally put Jim and Kim to sleep..

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 01:31:58   Reply   Private Reply


#82: Esso    To: FormerLurker, Dakmar, 4um (#68)

I just don't have time to explain to gas station attendants that I can program in C, C++, C#, java, VBA, and COBOL.

Yeah, Fortran WatFiv-s on those cards was my last whack at it before the Company took me away from HotChick KimmY a long time ago.

Fuck tech. My sister spent an hour with Verizon tech support trying to figure out why she couldn't hear me when she called.

I liked that, but she fixed it.

I've got a cute 15 y/o sitting on my knee. She's 60 now.

She loves y'all , especially when you're having fun.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:32:18   Reply   Private Reply


#83: Dakmar    To: FormerLurker (#80)

I was copying C source code and a native/local format config file (>1,000,000 lines of parameters) to port into existing Windows app. Not a lot of time to experiment. That was my first venture into Excel VBA, I used it to rip the config file apart to compare to my teams business rules.

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:33:11   Reply   Private Reply


#84: Esso    To: FormerLurker (#81)

Not yet, he's pretty drunk. Like he wants me to cook! I'm a doctor, fuck you peons.

Just kidding. Pack's a good cook.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:36:39   Reply   Private Reply


#85: Dakmar    To: FormerLurker (#81)

Now we've totally put Jim and Kim to sleep..

That it were I...:)

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:36:55   Reply   Private Reply


#86: Esso    To: Dakmar (#83)

I was copying C source code and a native/local format config file (>1,000,000 lines of parameters) to port into existing Windows app. Not a lot of time to experiment. That was my first venture into Excel VBA, I used it to rip the config file apart to compare to my teams business rules.

WTF? I almost wouldn't fucq my sister after she started doing that bullshit with my phone.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:40:36   Reply   Private Reply


#87: Esso    To: Dakmar (#85)

That it were I.

Fuck you. I've got an MD on hot-standby. What do you have, Bubba?

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 01:43:41   Reply   Private Reply


#88: Esso    To: Dakmar (#87)

What do you have, Bubba?

You've got me, Dakmar. I think you're cool as hell.

Kim

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#89: Dakmar    To: Esso, Dr Kimmy (#84)

Best recipe I've ever made up is these burritos:

1 box Farmhouse brand Mexican rice (I got from Amazon, after looking at product reviews)

1/2 lb chorizzo

1 cup frozen corn

Make rice as directed. Brown chorrizo and add to rice. Add corn, keep heat on long enough to thaw.

Run hot water over big flour tortilla, shake off excess. Microwave tortilla for 10 second

Wrap rice mix in tortilla

Suggested add-ins: Pepper Jack cheese, Tapatio Hot Sauce, sour cream

Microwave burrito 30 seconds

Makes 7 or 8 large burritos

Dakmar posted on 2024-05-12 01:49:03   Reply   Private Reply


#90: Esso    To: Dakmar (#89)

I wish you could tell me what's going what's going on in Jim's head. I don't think anybody does. I know he loves you.

He's not the chad I knew 40 some years ago. He's different now. We're drifting apart again.

Kim

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 02:10:41   Reply   Private Reply


#91: Mark Watney    To: Kim, Dakmar, etc. (#90)

He's not the chad I knew 40 some years ago.

He's in his 60s. He's so broken up from an accident ten years ago I'm surprised he hasn't committed suicide.

Kim, he's dying. He has neuropathy in his feet and his hands from diabetes and pain from injuries.

I've know Jim since high school before he got mixed up with the government.

Mark Watney posted on 2024-05-12 02:38:09   Reply   Private Reply


#92: Esso    To: Mark Watney, 4um (#91)

WTF man?

Shut the fucq up, brutha. You shouldn't be talking about my health even that you're not my doctor.

I wanna go home. I'm too big of a coward to dust myself off. I just want to go home. Chris and Jon have the keys to identify to identify my body.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 03:05:04   Reply   Private Reply


#93: Esso    To: All (#92)

Pacman's not doing anything. I'm taking him upstairs.

Esso posted on 2024-05-12 03:12:55   Reply   Private Reply


#94: BTP Holdings    To: Esso (#49)

In the late 70s I loaned this guy $100. He had a month to get it back to me. No juice. I knew what he was using it for.

When he was late, I put the word out on him. Someone told me they saw him going into the Food & Liquors store on the main drag. I drove over there and caught him coming out the front door.

I hollered at him, "COME OUT HERE!" on the traffic side of the truck. I'm leaning against the truck with my arms crossed. I said to him, "So where is my money?"

He starts to give me a line of BS, so I grab him by his shirt and say, "If you don't get my money fast (I look left and a car is coming.) you might have an accident."

I push him back. He rocks back on his heels. I pull him back just before the car hits him. It was so close the car stopped.

His eyes got big around and he screamed at me, 'YOU'RE ON DRUGS! YOU GOTTA BE ON DRUGS!"

I had my cash the next day.

I told that story on The Chicago Outfit Facebook page and one of those guys said, "You would have made a good enforcer." ROTFLMAO1

BTP Holdings posted on 2024-05-12 13:39:35   Reply   Private Reply


#95: FormerLurker    To: Esso, Dakmar (#82)

She loves y'all , especially when you're having fun.

Had fun last night guys, enjoyed speaking with you. Tell Kimmy I said hi :)

FormerLurker posted on 2024-05-12 19:35:57   Reply   Private Reply