Poster Comment:
Some interesting gadgets.
15 Home Defense Gadgets That Leave No Chance for Criminals
| Source: | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQizZ_p_TJE |
| Published: | May 31, 2024 |
| Author: | Horse |
| Post Date: | 2024-05-31 18:56:37 by Horse |
| Views: | 6912 |
| Source: | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQizZ_p_TJE |
| Published: | May 31, 2024 |
| Author: | Horse |
| Post Date: | 2024-05-31 18:56:37 by Horse |
| Views: | 6912 |
Poster Comment:
Some interesting gadgets.
#1: Esso To: Horse, 4um (#0)
Byrna started out in S. Africa, but I suppose the negro problem got too bad for less-than-lethal. Byrna is now based in Fort Wayne, IN. I am involved with them as a non-paid, confidential consultant.
Byrna pistols aim and shoot not unlike a Glock pistol, but more like a double action revolver. I have an orange EP (no safety, a modification of the SD unit, unfortunately no longer available, but a new version is in the works, I'm told) as my EDC (every day carry).
The SD series, with the safety, which I have a grey one mounted to the roof of my work truck in a grey-painted kydex holster (no longer available, I bitched about that), I bought my sister Phinehas a pink one, My Godson, Sling Blade, an orange one and Rainman a black one. The stupid safety lever is more of a hazard than a feature. Ever seen a revolver with a safety? You're not going to have an AD (accidental discharge) with a Byrna, but you might squeeze that trigger and nothing happens (a bad outcome).
The LE series, which I suppose means law enforcement, is pretty much the same as the SD, has an add-on extension so it can take a 12gm CO2 cartridge rather than an 8gm unit and supposedly revised valving giving a little more power, which the SD series seems to be OK. I have a yellow one of them in the headboard of my bed, but I might repurpose it to my garage with kinetic rounds to repel groundhogs, racoons, etc.
The pistols have a pretty stiff trigger pull (my 68 y/o sister has some trouble), but even with my arthritis, it's not a big deal.
Byrna also has rifles and other items including some badass pepper spray. Byrna.com or Byrna on YouTube.
PM me if you want advice or have questions. I love Byrna so much, they moved in with me, much to Dr. Kimmy's chagrin. What the fuck do MDs know about guns or cars?
Esso posted on 2024-05-31 20:39:16 Reply Private Reply
#2: Esso To: All (#1)
Yeah, that's gonna definitely happen. The stupid little cunt that lives with "Satan" behind me across the alley, puts out food for feral cats, can't see that all she's drawing is groundhogs and racoons, probably possums too.
Odin, take me home to Valhalla. What did I ever do to you, Father?
Esso posted on 2024-05-31 20:53:55 Reply Private Reply
#3: Esso To: Mark Watney, 4um (#2)
I'm so tired of the stupid shit, man. I can't believe I have to endure this punishment.
"You don't know how to ease my pain..."
Esso posted on 2024-05-31 21:15:21 Reply Private Reply
#4: watchman To: Esso (#1)
I'm thinking I need way more than gadgets.
Going to need:
NODS
Thermal imaging
Ghost hoodies in several seasonal colors
A black rifle (or two, yeah, make it two)
Body armor for cows
1000 sandbags
And sharks with frickin' lasers attached to their heads
watchman posted on 2024-05-31 22:07:24 Reply Private Reply
#5: Mark Watney To: watchman, all (#4)
He's a nice guy. His fuse is pretty short after loosing 3 more friends last week.
Mark Watney posted on 2024-05-31 22:26:38 Reply Private Reply
#6: Dakmar To: Esso (#1)
The sleazy bastard hired a property manager that was caught on film breaking into tenants apartment stealing a TV, his 14 year old son raped his 11 year old sister, and just all kinds of other other ugly shit.
So one day me and neighbor got a hair up our ass and rigged a "slammo" with erector set, inner tubes, and pointy sticks. It worked pretty well, but we didn't get to the point of throwing the bitches into tiger traps, once cops showed up we agreed never to reconstruct such a device and all was forgiven. Landlord was running for re-election and didn't want us fucking up his graft by talking to what existed as "the press". I mailed him a box of cockroaches a few weeks after that, I hope he enjoyed them.
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-31 22:40:45 Reply Private Reply
#7: watchman To: Mark Watney (#5)
I was hoping to get some 20 year olds who would work for food.
He's pushing 70 isn't he? Does he know how to milk cows?
watchman posted on 2024-05-31 22:43:06 Reply Private Reply
#8: Esso To: watchman, 4um (#7)
He's 63, as bent and broken as any man could be and still be alive, can pull a teat with the best of them, was a good mechanic, used to be smart until his brain got mashed up, and knows more about weapons than any man should.
When can I start? Stumpy talks too much.
Esso posted on 2024-05-31 22:55:09 Reply Private Reply
#9: Dakmar To: Esso (#8)
And one hell of a good friend!
Dakmar posted on 2024-05-31 22:57:25 Reply Private Reply
#10: Esso To: Dakmar (#9)
Damn, that was nice of you to say. I had to go out to Waynedale today to get some money from Solly to pay for my tree work. He bit me for about $100 under spot, but he wasn't in my business looking for money, was he?
Found Sling Blade, he's still suckin' air.
Bought a bunch of shit at Kroger before that. Hopefully Kimmy will forgive me for blowing her off last weekend. I'm drinkin' up her stuff right this second.
Esso posted on 2024-05-31 23:09:06 Reply Private Reply
#11: Dakmar To: Dr Kimmy (#10)
Being just like Jesus is a bitch!
Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 01:33:30 Reply Private Reply
#12: Dakmar To: Esso (#10)
Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 01:42:40 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2024-06-01 01:48:02 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:00:15 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:04:35 Reply Private Reply
#16: Dakmar To: Esso (#13)
:)
Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:10:02 Reply Private Reply
#17: Esso To: Dakmar (#15)
I should know that by now.
Esso posted on 2024-06-01 02:13:36 Reply Private Reply
#18: Dakmar To: Esso (#17)
No shit? :)
Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:17:38 Reply Private Reply
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Esso posted on 2024-06-01 02:20:09 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:21:18 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:21:43 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:24:39 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:25:39 Reply Private Reply
#24: Dakmar To: Esso (#19)
Step into the 21st Century, comrade! :)
Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:29:20 Reply Private Reply
#25: Esso To: Dakmar (#24)
Esso posted on 2024-06-01 02:36:51 Reply Private Reply
#26: Dakmar To: Esso (#19)
That's because you have been cancelled from politically correct society. Wear it as a badge of honor.
Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:39:02 Reply Private Reply
#27: Dakmar To: Esso (#25)
pussy! :)
Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:44:38 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:48:45 Reply Private Reply
#29: Dakmar To: Esso (#25)
Because I asked you to stay?
Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:53:09 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 02:56:17 Reply Private Reply
#31: Esso To: Dakmar (#30)
Esso posted on 2024-06-01 03:04:50 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:04:53 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:08:56 Reply Private Reply
#34: Dakmar To: Esso (#31)
Can I borrow your Wall of Sound?
Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:13:07 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:25:46 Reply Private Reply
#36: Esso To: Dakmar (#34)
Goes full homo...
I needed cars and helos to save me.
Esso posted on 2024-06-01 03:29:29 Reply Private Reply
#37: Dakmar To: Esso (#36)
Dude, I have proof Juliette Lewis was 18 by the time I ravaged her sweet little pussy. It's all on a 3D ViewMaster Disk, registered in Pueblo Colorado.
Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:35:46 Reply Private Reply
#38: Esso To: Dakmar (#37)
Esso posted on 2024-06-01 03:38:34 Reply Private Reply
#39: Dakmar To: Esso (#36)
I like music, lol
Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:41:25 Reply Private Reply
#40: Dakmar To: All (#39)
Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:43:46 Reply Private Reply
#41: Dakmar To: Esso (#38)
Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:46:12 Reply Private Reply
#42: Esso To: Dakmar (#40)
Nope, look up my buddy Isle of Man kills himself...
Esso posted on 2024-06-01 03:46:45 Reply Private Reply
#43: Dakmar To: Esso (#38)
Where can dorks like us buy such cool trousers?
Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:50:20 Reply Private Reply
#44: Esso To: Dakmar (#41)
I was, but you returned my angel starter kit.
You didn't specifizes your angel type.
(Edit) I'm sure I'm handsome with my stethoscope diagnosing if my neighbor's dog is dead or not.
It was. $200 to get Animal Control to get the corpse.
Esso posted on 2024-06-01 03:50:27 Reply Private Reply
#45: Dakmar To: Esso (#44)
Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:56:25 Reply Private Reply
#46: Dakmar To: Esso (#44)
DOT regulations...sorry
Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 03:57:54 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:03:35 Reply Private Reply
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Dakmar posted on 2024-06-01 04:09:35 Reply Private Reply